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Old 01-15-2006, 07:02 PM
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I slid into a small (I mean SMALL) pillow today. It was so small, I had to baseball slide and sort of crumple my legs up because the angles on me were horrible, but I had to get to that bunker to make it to the one I needed to be at...

Anyway, my cleat got hung up in the tie down, and I couldn't get the stupid thing out. It felt like 30 seconds, although I'm sure it was just a couple. In the meantime, I'm thrashing around, on my butt, trying to stay tight and dislodge my cleat...ref standing right next to me was loving that one!

Didn't get hit though, and when I finally got loose, popped around the corner and got a guy trying to dive into the weird-looking-snake-thing-that-wasn't-really-a-snake thing that I was trying to get to. Surprised the crap outta him - and ME!
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:26 AM
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Claus..... what on Earth compelled you to stick your tongue in front of a bolt that's being propelled by 600psi of air?
teh m0neez, plus the bolt isnt propelled by air, it is propelled by spring pressure and is set back into place by air, but the air pushing the bolt back off of my tounge hurt a little.
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Old 01-16-2006, 06:38 AM
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I was setting up my Spyder for LP and was testing how low I could go before having recocking issues. My son who is 2 1/2 was in the room with me and I told him I would be making some noise as not to scare him, the dry firing noise. Well he was fine as I was shooting air.... UNTIL it the PSI got low enough for it to Jackhammer. It started to jack and I could not shut off the air fast enough. He completely freaked out, uncontrolled crying and it was like that for an hour.

Lesson learned.... Don't work on gun in front of 2 1/2 year old, because he ran to his mother as soon as she got home and told her . Wife was NOT happy.

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Old 01-16-2006, 06:41 AM
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:32 AM
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To start when i first got my gun i shot myself point blank in the leg to see "what it felt like" well there was hole the size of a quartere there.

Later on in my paintballin days i was in the middle of a game at skirmish and i had a ball break. I grabbed my squiege thing pulled off teh hopper and ran it through the feedneck and out the barrel. Threw tho hopper back on and rant out firing . Turns out a piece of foam from the squege blocked my feedneck so no paintballs would go through.....Most of you are probably thinking i got pwnd. well i made it behind a bunker ripped off the hopper again fixed the problem. THEN i got gogged.
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Old 01-16-2006, 07:53 AM
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this isn't really mine but when we were just starting out to play...my friends and i are at this walk on field were there was like 20 vs 20...so many people around not enough bunkers to hide, so when the ref yelled "GO"...what happenend was 3 of my friends all ran to the same bunker (which is like a 4 x 4 plywood that stood up), the force of 3 people piling up on it eventually made it fall down and they were like, literally sitting ducks, the looks on their faces were priceless....i wasn't able to concentrate after that LOL
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Old 01-16-2006, 12:53 PM
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I was wrapping the game up and it was muddy and i was wearing my etnies,so i go running down the right tape and my right shoe plants in the mud and my foot comes out and i keep running down the field,i didnt get out though.
Another time,kyle (metromuppetmower) was on the 50 (left side) and i was on the right side of the field and i could barely see my shoulder and he didnt notice me so i went to walk forward so i could see more of him to make the chance of him getting out ever greater,and when i did,i stumbled and my gun bounced and he then noticed and shot me.
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Old 01-16-2006, 01:02 PM
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lol dex that reminds me of a 7 on 7 game we played on a 5 man field once. it was a pick up game AFTER a tourny so it was all guys with timmys matrixes shockers ect. that made for alot of paint in the air on such a small field. well they said go and i was playing a mid can so i was laning and gettin to my bunker as i saw my 2 friends ames and jake on the other side of the field (they were playing against me this round) both running to the right tape. well jake lost his footing going to the back can so he ate it and ames tripped over him running to the snake. i satarted laughing uncontrollably as me and the rest of the field pretty much shot them up it was hilarious, jake made it to the back can tho because he like crawled behind ames using him as a shield lol. so ames took all the shots.

*EDIT* that reminds me once i was wearin my etnies and it was muddy and i ran to the large center 50 bunker and i got stuck in the mud trying to run around a can and both feet came out of my shoes and i tripped and fell on my face/gun. then i got gogged by a girl
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:18 PM
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had one of those touch lamps go out, wouldn't change when you touched it. so i took the bottom off, replaced the little thing that makes it change when you touch it, plug it in,and it didn't work. so i touched the stupid thing, didn't work. touched it agin, didn't work again. so i'm getting mad and ask it why it won't work. my dad looks up "did you put the bulbs back in?". i am the worlds biggest idiot.
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Old 01-16-2006, 02:32 PM
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You did all that on the field? Man ur good.
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