dumbest things youv ever done

[ricochet08]

1. hmmm...not bring a squegee or asking for one, yet continued to play

2. being trapped in the corner of a field, behind a small bunker, started to reload but i stood up (y i don't know). talk about bonus ball

3. ref yells 10 SECONDS LEFT!!! i asked the guy who was behind a bunker w/me if he wanted to ambush. i thought he said yea, so i got up and started charging. well, the bolt on the rental got jammed while i was in the middle of the field...so i stopped and tried to fix it. got hit right in the nipple

im sure there's more, just don't remember them all

great stories guys

[durrell]

Shot my own team mate in a woodsball game..shot the poor guy 10 or 12 times and after I shot him I was like.."You're out." and he was like "I'm on your team.."

[DFSniper]

Originally Posted by bigred76

I took a leaking 20oz Co2 tank off my gun and held onto it with my bare hands. Chemical burns suck ass.

been there, done that, but i was wearing half-finger gloves...

umm, i think the stupidest thing ive done is stick my foot out when i hid behind a bunker...

[spyderimagine01]

Mine would have to be the time I bunkered the ref. It was a speedball game that got down to 3 on 1, me being on the three. My other two guys are around the 30's and im at 50. I see a movement behind a doritio, and go to bunker him, turns out it was the ref I shot about 15 times. I got shot right in the too

[WhatThaSmurf]

had a 20oz co2 bust in my field bag after a woodsball game. froze the tank to the bag, the bag to my shirt, and i barely got the shirt off, and it hurt really bad. we weren't playing at the time luckily, we we're just walking around shooting small things far off (my frined and i had just gotten our new barrels)

[Xecutiv3]

I had my crappy pirhana r6 with serious velocity issues (im guessing 220-250 fps). So as I'm strolling along, someone flanks me, the first thing i did was find the closest tree.... a 6in diameter tree. I'm 6'3" 190lbs, thats not the best bunker, but somehow at 70ish feet, he couldnt touch me. I was having a grand 'ol time mocking the crap outta him and his flatline 98. A minute or so goes by and I'm a weaving and dodging, and a little punk with an autococker runs up, flanks me, and lights me up, with some extra BBing. I looked at the tree before i walked off, and it was covered with paint that the 98 guy was laying down.

[bigred76]

THE absolute thing I have ever done just came up recently....I took my Zeggy apart....

LOL, you're bigger than me, Xecutive!

[claustrophobia9]

Originally Posted by geeZus

Reading this thread is probably number 1 on my list.

totally stole my idea...

i think it was testing a non broken in acs with my tounge. and the zeggy is a horrible idea, ill get pics of mine in a sec.

[audi]

well it was my first time speedballing. the filed we were at was small (3vs3)and it came down to a 1 on 1. I THOUGHT he was in the far back right corner bunker, I got all excited and ran in on the left ready to lite him up. no one was there turns out he was in the back left...I think one shot would have done the trick but insted he hit me 6 times between the sholder blades. im still new and im sure ill have lots more

[Xecutiv3]

Claus..... what on Earth compelled you to stick your tongue in front of a bolt that's being propelled by 600psi of air?

This is possibly my dumbest moment:
Some friends were over at my house playing woodsball, it was the last match of the day, so we decided to do another Attacker v Defender. As we sent the defenders on their way, my fellow attackers were posed to follow in after 5 mins, instead we sat our a**es up on a hill out in the open. We scavenged up some plywood and stuff and made a makeshift fort. Just to mock the opponents, i grabbed my pizza box and started eating as they shot aimlessly from 350ft away. They started marching forward, and everyone but me was firing off the rest of the ammo. One of them makes it to the bottom of the hill we were on, like 200ft away. I turn to my teammates and tell em not to worry, "He's too far away" as soon as I grab another slice of pizza, a paintball whizzes past my head. I finish off the box and use it as a shield as he starts to move in closer. But just as I pick up my marker that i havent fired, we get flanked. We all died... but the pizza was still good