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Old 01-14-2006, 07:23 PM
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Talking Funny things you have heard on the field

We had thread like this on the original KUSA. We should start it up again. It was fun to read through and after playing it was fun to post all those interesting comments you hear at the field.

If someone remembers the rules please post them.

I'll post a few after we get the rules set up.

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Old 01-14-2006, 07:39 PM
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This one kid told me his and his friends guns were better than mine because they were Autocockers (they were Trilogy's from Sports Authority). I was holding this:




I said, "Whatever you say, you're the expert."


bamf, usually when you start a thread like this you have to give a story to get the ball rolling. Whats the deal?


As for rules I think basically it was:

Keep it clean
Don't flame other's stories
Stories have to be paintball related.
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Old 01-14-2006, 07:47 PM
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As for rules I think basically it was:

Keep it clean
Don't flame other's stories
Stories have to be paintball related.

OK now we have the rules, so I post... Thanks Shunut

We played woodsball a few weeks ago and a guy told my friend, who was using a stock tl-x that he needed a Halo B because nothing else would keep up with his gun.

Same guy said people only buy Spyders because they are "Flashy"

I have to think back, but I have more.

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Old 01-14-2006, 07:57 PM
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my friend once said "dont shoot, im reloading" as a bunker trap. the ref then aggreed and said "ya, dont shoot" i could have sworn someone actually stopped for a second.
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Old 01-14-2006, 08:56 PM
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Were you really on the old KUSA, I don't remember you?

One of the noob kids at our local field asked me if I my pump (my friends wgp sniper ) had 3 round burst ... i lolled, he wasnt joking, so I told him it has the new ramping board . He believed it...
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Old 01-14-2006, 09:19 PM
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When asked where his barrel plug is..."Oh, don't have one, I just keep it on safety"

"Where are the holes in the bunkers? I can't shoot at people without them!" (He really said this!)

"Your gun's cool. All it needs is some eyes" (About my DM5) Lol!
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This one kid told me his and his friends guns were better than mine because they were Autocockers (they were Trilogy's from Sports Authority).

Similar story but the kids were toting Tippy 98's and I was holding my X-mag.
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Old 01-15-2006, 05:54 AM
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A while ago I was playing and the ref was splitting us into team. So I'm watching as he is telling everyone what side to go on and I see this kid who was all decked out start towards my side. I'm thinking okay, he must play often if he has the uniform on and a pack with like 7 pods full of paint. When he got closer I notice that he's shooting a shocker, so I'm excited because for once I think I might have someone on my team to back me up. So off the break he kind of follows me, I make it to a bunker and hes in one just to the right and behind me. All the sudden I hear him screaming. I was like wow, he's gotta be hurt, so I leave my post to go make sure everything is alright. I got back to him and say "You alright man, whats wrong?" He says "I got hit in the stomach and it didn't break, it hurts really bad." I said "Bud you're playing the wrong sport" and went back out on my own.

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Old 01-15-2006, 06:26 AM
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Were you really on the old KUSA, I don't remember you?
Yep even used the same name. Here is my sig from the old board to help jar your memory




I was playing walk on and a kid was walking around picking up paint off the floor. I mentioned to him that is was not a great idea that the paint could be dirty or very old. He ignored me and half way through the round one of the enormous balls broke in his hopper. He told the refs the field should pick up all of the old paint so people don't go and pick it up. I didn't see him for the rest of the day, I think he went home.

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Old 01-15-2006, 06:28 PM
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At our tournament today, a kid came up to the fill station dude and asked, "If I bought my gun at your store, do I still need to chrono it?"
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