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10-13-2006, 05:42 PM
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OMG, I am such a dumbass!
I was walking from my kitchen into the living room last night. I have my fan on all the time because it's still so hot here, even at night. Anyway, I have a small space between the couch and fan that's blowing on my pooter hutch. Trying to walk between the couch and fan, all of a sudden I dumbfoundedly catch my small toe on the couch.
 Reluctantly revealing, I have done this before lol.  Not quite such as last night though. OMFG, OMFG.....it almost killed me lol!!!!! I've been stabbed, shot, in car and motorcycle accidents that almost killed me but this was so intense. Anyway, I swear it feels like I broke it but I can move it on my own. It had a little bruising when I got up this morning. I work on my feet all day and when I got home the bruise has spread on top, bottom and between the toes(where teh toe jam hides)  It feels like a lump under my foot as well. If I went to the doctor they'll just tell me there's not much they can do so I'll just need to stick it out. Worse thing is I was supposed to play paintball this weekend again. I'd show a pic but don't want to toe jam gross y'all out - /call for sympathy 
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10-13-2006, 05:49 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
learn how to walk
 hope you feel better?
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10-13-2006, 06:08 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
left foot, right foot, left foot, right foot
STOP! LOOK! repeat process
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10-13-2006, 06:15 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
Pics or shens
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10-13-2006, 06:55 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
you got couchowned.
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10-13-2006, 06:57 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
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Ya, me tinks it stuck its leg out and pwn'd meh -
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10-13-2006, 07:22 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
thats why I always wear my sandals in my house. wearing sandals = no stubbed toes.
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10-13-2006, 07:24 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
I have down the same thing like 4 times with my pinky toe but instead into a wall, and i always get pissed and throw something at my closet because it makes me feel better..lol
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10-13-2006, 07:37 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
I feel for ya...hope it heals quick.
My brother tried kicking the neighbors cat one time (he hates cats, childhood issues I guess), he missed the cat and kick the edge of a corregated metal siding panel, the type they us on metal buildings. Of course he didn't have shoes on, it split his pinky toe in half. Cat-1 idiot, brother-0.
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10-13-2006, 07:45 PM
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Re: OMG, I am such a dumbass!
Buddy tape it. It might help when you are playing this weekend.
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