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Old 08-12-2006, 08:55 PM
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Exclamation For Sale **Magic Pixie Dust**....Look Inside!

What would you pay to make your marker magically superior to all the rest? $10.....$1000.....$10,000? A marker that would enhance your skills so much you'd seem awesomely unbeatable! Would it be worth that much to effortlessly PWN big name players such as Ollie Lang on the field? Here's your once in a lifetime chance to do so, read on..........

That's right folks, I've finally decided to start selling the infamous Magic Pixie Dust I've been using on my microswitches in tha past. Some have commented that it give their fingers mystic powers and made reaching uncapped cap of their markers effortlessly. Yes no BS, they actually reached the uncapped 1 gazillion BPS cap! Almost unbeleivable isn't it?!

I've thought about this for quite a while and noticed that the majority of players will do almost anything and spend any amount of cash to have the cutting edge of paintball technology. Why not approach it in a totally different manner? Who'd have ever thunk of teh dust?

This Magic Pixie Dust is guaranteed to make your marker shoot further, hit harder, increase accuracy by 1000%, make the report vaguely audible as an ant fart, reduce recoil to nothing at all, absolutely no barrel breaks or chops, christ....this stuff will make the balls shoot around bunkers and tag your opponent, isn't that just totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

For the mere price of $19.95 + $987.43 S&H(shipping from the galaxy Nebula Quatora is quite expensive now days), you could be on your way to fame and fortune in the paintball world! Just visualize your name and picture on the front cover of all the major paintball magazines. Easily getting sponsorship from any of the major corporations. The women, the parties, the awards, the rewards, the perks, all yours for the mere $19.95 + $987.43 S&H. Would all that be worth the small amount depicted here? Yer durn tootin it is!


**Sry, penny not included

This is what you get for your $19.95 + $987.43 S&H pricing:

* 224 grams(8 ounces) of Magic Pixie Dust
* Thick mil plastic zip-loc containing bag
* Certificate of Magic Pixie Dust authenticity
* Full instruction book
* Magic words supplied with instruction book
* Magic Pixie Dust stickers

So what are you waiting on? Be the first on your block to order your very own Magic Pixie Dust package today. Once sprinkled on your marker the sky's the limit to what you can achieve on the field. Tell your friends about Magic Pixie Dust. They'll forever be in your debt. Just be sure to bring plenty of paint to the field as you're going to need it after your marker has been ordained with DRAGON's Magic Pixie Dust.

ORDER YOURS TODAY!

** Canadian and international orders please add $29.95 for extra postage to your country.

Contact me at 1-800-URANOOB to order
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:58 PM
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Default Re: For Sale Magic Pixie Dust....Look Inside!

I just sent you the money Drago when can I expect it?
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Old 08-12-2006, 08:59 PM
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Default Re: For Sale Magic Pixie Dust....Look Inside!

ZOMG I want to pick up the full line for my store, do you offer dealership contracts?
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:02 PM
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Barron - shipping from Nebula Quatora takes at least 2 weeks thanks for your order -

Durrell - ya I'm taking dealer requests. Call teh number and let's talk -
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:08 PM
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if you snort this stuff does it make you go faster?
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:10 PM
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oh sign me up. I'll take two please. Can I get discounted shipping for two bags?

if not I'll still get it. Soooooooo worth it!
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:13 PM
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Paradox - stick this stuff up your nose and your head will explode. A new expeditious tool for the self-distructive -

Hacker - I'll see what I can do on teh shipping. No promises -
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:15 PM
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what about up your sphinctor
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:19 PM
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I'm thinking it just may shoot you right through that drop ceiling. You must be careful with this stuff. It's potentially dangerous if used in any deviated manner. I'm not responsible for misuse of this product -
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Old 08-12-2006, 09:22 PM
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ok i need some
my cats acting up again

sending payment now
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