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Old 04-21-2006, 07:32 AM
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Exclamation Very important news to all Kingman owners...

it has been brought to my attention that there are some really really sick people in the sport. it saddens me greatly to see people that way. i mean, come on, it is a no brainer in my opinion. it is like a drug. no, a narcotic. an illicite narcotic! having this in there possesion influences people to be all high and mighty. they start calling themselves snipers. next thing you know, there cheating. yes, under the influence they may be prone to join tournaments and call down filth upon all they see. terrible! they start to think that they can be run over by a car and not be harmed. my question, WHY?!?! who in there right mind would want to be run over by a car?? that would give such a huge bo bo.

i call on each and every one of you to help those afflicted. yes, they need YOUR help. they may not realize the dire circumstances that they are in. but believe me as a former addict, it is a rollercoaster ride and when they come to there senses, they WILL thank you for it.

it will be a hard fight. a very hard fight. this influence will cause there heart to be weak. there mind will be numb to any and all please to save them. hold fast! be persistant! never give up!

you might be asking, "Otter, dude! What the hell are you talking about?". my friends, no, my brothers and sisters, it is the Tippmann. yes. those so called tournament quality markers under that name. sad, isn't it? but hear me, there are those among us that once were under that terrible life wrecking influence. they have seen the light. the brighter light. if they can do it, so can the others. for some, it may be a lost cause. a shame. i know. that is what this "drug" does. gives delusions of granduer. but we can help.

remember kids....



please, help me in this fight. don't let friends use Tippmann. it will save a life!


so, WHO IS WITH ME?!?!
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:43 AM
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Quite possibly the greatest post since the old mothership went down.

Friends don't let friends shoot Tippmanns.
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:46 AM
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AMEN brotha!
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:46 AM
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Moderators to your battle stations. We need security up as this may start our first global Tippmann Vs. Spyder war on our new SOC's forum.
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:47 AM
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Quite possibly the greatest post since the old mothership went down.

Friends don't let friends shoot Tippmanns.


Lets march on DC to get legislature to ban Tippmanns!!!


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Old 04-21-2006, 07:50 AM
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Default Re: Very important news to all Kingman owners...

ow crap....now were going to get SPAM from the tippmann forums...

but still....

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Old 04-21-2006, 07:50 AM
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Let's do this.
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Old 04-21-2006, 07:51 AM
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Default Re: Very important news to all Kingman owners...

i agree with you. tippmann spawns all the horrible people in our sport, giving it a bad reputation. their mind control needs to stop. something has to be done.
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Old 04-21-2006, 08:00 AM
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Im a bringin the death star to our defences

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Old 04-21-2006, 08:27 AM
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I have to admit that I once shot a Tippman. **gasp!**


I know, I know....Vikingshadow has admitted to being amongst the lowest of the low...I have never OWNED one though, and while I was shooting it, I felt dirty - but it felt so good! Thank goodness I found a local T.A. meeting (Tippman Anonymous) and followed their 13 step plan and can say, I have been clean for almost 3 years now! Just live day by day....
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