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05-15-2008, 07:42 PM
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Re: Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris once ate 2 72 ounce steaks in 45 minutes, he spent the first half hour having sex with the waitress.
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05-16-2008, 02:49 AM
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these are all terrible for the record and chuck norris jokes are old. That being said....
Chuck norris doesn't sleep, he waits. Chuck norris doesn't go hunting since that implies uncertainty of success, chuck norris goes killing. superman wears chuck norris pajamas the boogie looks in his closet every night before he goes to bed to make sure chuck norris isn't there. chuck norris once shot down a plane by pointing into the air with his finger and yelling "bang" whilst engaging in intercorce, chuck norris never lets his wife on be on top, because he never ****s up.
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05-16-2008, 03:28 AM
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chuck norris has two speeds, walk and kill.
brokeback mountain isn't a movie, its what chuck norris calls the pile of dead bodies behind his house.
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05-16-2008, 09:09 AM
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when Chuck Norris does push ups he doesn't push himself up, he pushes the world down
Chuck Norris is the reason Waldo is hiding the grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there, then it is stained with blood.
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05-16-2008, 10:39 AM
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If Chuck Norris was here, he'd close this thread, then hunt everyone down who posted these lame jokes.
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05-16-2008, 12:16 PM
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According to M-theory, chuck norris is everywhere, including here. According to chuck norris, he's wherever the **** he wants to be.
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05-16-2008, 01:03 PM
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The best part of waking up is NOT Folgers in your cup. It's knowing Chuck Norris let you live through the night!
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05-16-2008, 01:06 PM
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There is no chin under Chuck Norris' beard, only another fist.
When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's. Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs. Chuck Norris CAN believe it's not butter.
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