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Old 05-15-2008, 04:54 PM
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I am making this thread because I am completely bored. What is the best chuck norris joke you have ever heard?

The best one I heard would probably be "They once made Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** out of anybody".

And once again I am making this thread because I am completely bored. Post up what you've got.
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Old 05-15-2008, 04:57 PM
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There is no such thing as evolution, only animals chuck norris has allowed to live.
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:02 PM
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my friend came up with one to get back at all the kids making chuck norris jokes, but i'm pretty sure it would get me banned...
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Chuck Norris pisses in a can and sells it. This drink is called redbull.
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man, now I'm gonna have to remember some of my old ant-chuck jokes.
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:08 PM
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DFsniper-Go ahead and pm it to me.
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:13 PM
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Chuck Norris doesn't break wind. He destroys it!
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Old 05-15-2008, 05:53 PM
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the reason there is no signs of life on Mars is because Chuck Norris has been there.
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Chuck Norris is the only person who can punch you in the back of the face.
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Old 05-15-2008, 06:31 PM
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