random stories

[TacTownKilla]

Originally Posted by maximus100389

my indoor soccer team won 13-0 today

which really isnt a umcommen score for indoor. We played a game that was like 23-21 or something like that. Needless to say with 20 min halfs we werent playin much defense.

[marvin-martian]

Originally Posted by DRAGON

I just wonder, when Hans Brinker stuck his finger in the hole of the Dutch dike did it get like soggy from the wetness and how old was that dike? -

uumm...i didnt actually read it the first time i saw it, but do you care to explain?

[ricochet08]

i got 2 day suspension for looking for my glasses during lunch

[nay27]

I was lighting off bottle rockets and cherry bombs and it was kinda dark by then and i went to light a cherry bomb ( it had a short fuse...i couldnt tell becuase i am a dum ass) and i light it and BOOM!!! it went off in my hand...My whole hand was num and 3 fingers were burnt (not bad but it still hurt). Not to metion my buddy was laughing his ass off. It was crazy though cuz everything went bright white and all i could hear was ringing. ( by the way, it was a big cherry bomb....not those little mini ones)

[claustrophobia9]

story of the night: dead thread brought back to life with modern medicine....

[emf7301]

the other night my brother wanted to see if this shock collar we got for my dog actually worked. so he put it on and hesitated but then he finally made a bark noise and didn't do anything for 1/2 a sec and then he immediately arched back in pain. then, not realizing that the collar would set off at any loud noise, my brother had yelled from the first shock and was shocked again but this time a stronger one. i couldn't stop laughing for like 5 minutes. I am still laughing as i am writing this.

http://media.putfile.com/Moron-brother-with-dog-collar
video is too dark but it's the thought that counts!

[NB_Hacker_NB]

Link didn't work for me bud. N E way, me and my cousin decided to jump at each other off of two different trampolines about 4 feet from one another and we had horse shoes in our hands so we jumped and locked them in midair and fell straight down.

[phatphil]

Moon pies are magic, seriously.

[newkid]

emf7301 your brother must not be the brightset bulb in the bunch!

[emf7301]

yea he's a couple fries short of a happy meal but how would i live without him?

He even convinced his hot friend to try it and she freaked when it shocked her.