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Old 02-02-2006, 02:45 PM
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I just got a call from some survey company. They wanted to talk to somebody 18 or older so they're out of luck. The convo:

dipstick: hi, I'm calling on behalf of *didn't bother to remember* and would like to ask you some questions. May I please speak to somebody 18 or older.
Me: They both died.
Dipstick: oh, they're both diseased.
Me: actually, they both aren't here at the moment.
Dipstick: is there some time that would be more convenient for me to call back?
Me: Never sounds good.
Dipstick: ok, never sounds good
Me: thanks
Dipstick: *click*
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Old 02-02-2006, 03:30 PM
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I just got a call from some survey company. They wanted to talk to somebody 18 or older so they're out of luck. The convo:

dipstick: hi, I'm calling on behalf of *didn't bother to remember* and would like to ask you some questions. May I please speak to somebody 18 or older.
Me: They both died.
Dipstick: oh, they're both diseased.
Me: actually, they both aren't here at the moment.
Dipstick: is there some time that would be more convenient for me to call back?
Me: Never sounds good.
Dipstick: ok, never sounds good
Me: thanks
Dipstick: *click*
haha im going to say that next time some sales person calls my house.
umm well my day was pretty normal cept we played bball outside today cuz it was like 50 something, which is like unheard of in NY in febuary.
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Old 02-02-2006, 04:02 PM
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one time i was driving home from my local pb shop and im almost to my house and i stopped at a stop sighn and i see a cop turning down the street i just came up so i go and i look in my mirror about a minute later and i see a cop behind me so i go the speed limit. next thing i know ithe cop turns his lights on so i drive up some more and pull over. the cop shine that bright spot light in my mirror and i can see a thing. the hole time im thinking im getting pulled over for being on the cellphone. so the cop comes up to my window and i role it down and hes like i turned my lights on back there and i you stop up hear whats up with that and now theres 2 more cops on the otherside of my truck looking in. one of the cops opens the door and sees my hopper laying on the floor and is like weres the rest of that paintball gun? and im like thats all i have and the cop on my side says get out of the car so i get out and i look and they have the whole road closed down and there were like 6 cop cars. so they make me sit on the ground with my legs crossed and my hands on my knees. so there searching through my truck and the find a plastic handgun that has been sitting in my truck for over 6 months that me and my brother inlaw used to mess with his dog but anyway after they tear apart my truck one of the cops tell me that there was a armed robbery on the otherside of the city and that the robber was wereing a black shirt and driving a beat up truck. and lucky me i was wareing a black shirt and driving a beatup truck when they pulled me over. so they let me go and they tell me a victem of suspision. i was so mad. i dident know what the hell was going on that hole time.


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Old 02-02-2006, 04:22 PM
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i was hungry so i bought a snickers, it really is satisfing if you eat it!
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Old 02-02-2006, 05:23 PM
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i got bit in the face buy may sisters dog and got 10 stiches and my lip cut in half
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Old 02-02-2006, 05:43 PM
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When I was extremely young I had a german shephard dog that was really protective of me. Nicest dog in the world to everybody but one time one of my older brother's friend's was over and he pushed me down to the ground. I started crying and the guy wanted to help me up but my dog saw the whole thing and literally jumped in between us and wouldn't let the guy near me and just kept growlingand barking at him till I got up on my own then he calmed back down! It was really cool never saw a dog do that!


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Old 02-02-2006, 05:55 PM
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my indoor soccer team won 13-0 today
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Old 02-02-2006, 06:18 PM
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indoor pssshhhh
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Old 02-02-2006, 08:15 PM
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One time, at band camp..


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Old 02-03-2006, 12:08 PM
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lol^^

played basketball during team sports, 33-7 us i made 12 points.
ummm....messed around w/sum chicks during lunch and art II. some friends of mine were talkin about food, so asked them "has anyone ever eaten any bird?" and 1 guy responds with "yea, i had a cock or 2" after school, i went and got some crunch wraps

there was this fight, sad it be, talk about a 1 hitter quitter. well...it wasn't really a fight.
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