random stories

[ricochet08]

from child memories to weird food combinations.
wat happened 2day?
weird, funny, scary.

doesn't matter wat topic...lol let's just hear em'

i almost got a 3-day suspension 2day for being in the building my principal said that if he saw me in building 9 again, he'd suspend me. Well, 2day was that day, and i was on the opposite end of the hall of him. "Come here son!" he says, but i di***ey and run. i heard him call 4 security, but kept running well, i ran to building 2, went 2 my locker, switched shirts, grabbed my biology book and the bottle of lemonade that i was saving for next hour, and walked as if nothing happened

anyone remember TMNT? teenage mutant ninja turtles well, my principle looks like Master Splinter

[Hoppy11]

I got a yellow card tonight for saying the "s" word.

[Moe]

i pretty much finally decided my major and what college im going to...yaaaaay.

[DRAGON]

I just wonder, when Hans Brinker stuck his finger in the hole of the Dutch dike did it get like soggy from the wetness and how old was that dike? -

[SnOoZ]

My Home Made Slipe N slide Story

Ok this is a long 1. Once when i was about 5 or 6 years old the day before this happened i was playing on a slipe n slide in my backyard and then the next day it was gone but i still wanted to slipe n slide so i went to the side of my house and there was a water spigot (where u put the hose on) and and a sidewalk under it sooooo i was like HEY!!! I CAN MAKE MY OWN SLIPE N SLIDE WITH THE WATER AND THE CEMENT SIDE WALK!!! (darn i was stupid) so i walked up to the water spigot and turned it on waited for a little bit so that way the entire sidewalk would be covered with water. So after a lil bit of waiting i walked to the end of the sidewalk and RAN as fast as i could (man i was exicted to try my home made slip n slide out ) once i got to where the water was I JUMPED ONTO MY KNEES, thinking i would slide peacefully into the grass so right when i landed on my knes i slide like about at most 1 foot screaming my head off the entire way i was yelling so loud so my mom came runnig out and was like what the hell and came running quickly to help me up and when she picked me by the shoulders my knees didnt move at all they just stayed at a 90* angle. it was probaly the most stupidest thing i have ever done my knees hurt soooo bad forever and they were bleeding like crazy.So now that ive shared my story lets hear urs

[big_daddy_d]

I told my Captain I was tempted to strangle on of my Soldiers for being a moron today and was told that it probably would not benefit my career if I did so...

[marvin-martian]

so i was driving in my behing the wheel course i have to take in order to get my license (on the 10th!!!!!) taday, and my teacher was yelling at me to let off the accelerator, but i got mad because everytime she told me, i was already coasting at the speed limit. i didnt say anything though, because she would get mad at me. that happened maybe 5 times today...

[TacTownKilla]

Originally Posted by Hoppy11

I got a yellow card tonight for saying the "s" word.

i got a soft red for sayin Wtf

[xsgmike66x]

Originally Posted by Hoppy11

I got a yellow card tonight for saying the "s" word.

A kid on my team punched a kid on the other team in the head, So now the other kid started cursing the kid out from my team, the ref gave the kid a sraight up red for cursing, then after about 2 minutes later when the other kids hear swelled up he gave the kid on my team a red. Then after the game the other kids father tried to press charges.lol. But now the kid from my team cant play the first game of the season cause hes suspended for 3 games and only served 2 :/.

[rowdyroper2003]

our new/upgraded system is totally f'in up...

as the Chappelle's Show skit goes...

Creators of Grainger's ASAP system upgrade, you're F'in up!

that system is so retarded, and it goes down 2-3 times a day now, where the old system went down once in a blue moon. it is so much more complicated and time consuming...