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Old 12-24-2008, 08:13 PM
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Default Merry Christmas!!

Merry Christmas everyone!!!


So whatcha all get?
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Old 12-24-2008, 08:17 PM
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dammit hopps, i was gonna make a thread

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'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, 'cept Johnny DeLouse.
He polished his gun and topped his Halo agitator,
awaiting old Santa, who'd be by a bit later.

A cruel trick Santa played on past Christmas day,
when he left poor Johnny a cheap old Stingray.
He worked through the summer as a grocery shelf stocker,
and he saved and he saved for an Eclipse Autococker.

He awaited St. Nick in a tactical crouch,
his jersey matched perfect his mom's brand new couch.
His red dot cast eerie a glow on the place,
as he waited for Santa to show his fat face.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
that Johnny got ready for Santa to splatter.
He pulled down his Profiler and chambered a ball,
'cause Santa was here, and was fixing to call.

Now Santa's no dummy, he has intuition,
he took down the chimney his own ammunition.
He wore an Invision and sported a Mag,
A case of Evil tucked down his bag.

The volleys which followed were more than just fair;
the paintballs collided in the midst of the air.
Johnny dove for new cover, and Santa moved too,
the place would be wrecked before they were through.

As their hoppers went empty and their shooting did quit,
Johnny wiped off his goggles, he couldn't see ****.
Old Santa was crouching on one ancient knee,
and stacking the presents under the tree.

Johnny was aiming to shoot at him more,
when the sight in his sights made his jaw hit the floor.
Santa ignored him; in his eye was a glisten,
as he laid out for Johnny a nitrogen system.

Santa went up the chimney as quick as he'd come.
He left Johnny dripping paint, and emotionally numb.
He'd ambushed old Santa and was now feeling mean,
but Santa laughed last, he left him to clean.

Johnny straightened the stockings and he wiped up the paint.
He cleaned until morning, he thought he might faint.
Santa's an awesome player, he thought in his head,
as he trudged to his bedroom and into his bed.

Don't wait up for Santa on this Christmas Eve,
that jolly old fat guy has a trick up his sleeve.
If you've revenge in your eye like Johnny DeLouse,
you'll only get spanked and end up cleaning the house.
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Old 12-24-2008, 08:19 PM
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Merry Christmas! So far ive gotten one ex girlfriend. And i never really gave anyone a list, so i dont know what im getting.
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Old 12-24-2008, 08:40 PM
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So far ive gotten:
-50 Dollar Gift Card to Best Buy.

Ill update this later if I feel like it.
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Old 12-24-2008, 08:58 PM
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Merry Christmas KUSA/SOC members from the 'mudder family (James, Tamara, Jeff, Lady the dog, Mama dog & Allie the dog).
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Old 12-24-2008, 10:33 PM
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Merry Christmas everyone!!!


So whatcha all get?


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Old 12-24-2008, 10:53 PM
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Lmao
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:00 PM
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happy holidays merry xmas
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:17 PM
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Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays SOC!
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Old 12-24-2008, 11:39 PM
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Merry Christmas! I got a chrono, an empire hoody and flexfit hat, a digicamo shirt, Maddman Spring Kit, Magna port valve, AC/DC guitar song book, a Lynard Skynard T-shirt an hoody... that's all the good stuff
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