Official Flame Therapy

[DFSniper]

Originally Posted by marvin-martian

He has stopped complaining though, and started trying to help. A step in the right direction one might say.

you spoke too soon.


so im in my room with a fresh bowl of spaghettios when i see my roommates cat in my closet clawing her way UP my pb jersey. i turn around to get up and throw her out, and knock my entire bowl on the carpet! and the only thing i have to clean it with is car upholstry cleaner!

[paintballkid0206]

i hate thursday night football. i forgot there was a game. i don't usually set my FF team til saturday night, so i left Jay Cutler in @ QB cuz Favre sat the bench last week cuz of his bye. so i forgot to switch them. Cutler scored me -4 points. Favre is gonna throw for 10 TDs... he's playing the Lions... and i'm 2-7 in the league with no chance at a playoff spot. maybe i'll win the suicide pool...

[buffblackbird2002]

so, my wife buys me the new COD:MW2 XBOX360 console. awesome!!! well 4 days later it refuses to connect to xbox live and then refuses to go past the XBOX 360 welcome screen. in the middle of sessions of online play (when i can somehow get online) it cuts my game off and signs me out of XBOX live. WTF? and then when i come back a half hour later to let it cool down, as well as me cool down, i hit the power button on my TV and it refuses to come on now. so, my BRAND NEW XBOX and my BRAND NEW 42 inch LCD TV are forming a militia to forever torment me!!! Atleast i can play paintb...well they are closed for the winter, FML!!!!! %&$%^$^%#&%^#$^&%#^%^%#&

[bigred76]

That ****ing sucks, BBB. I can sympathize with you.

[buffblackbird2002]

well i fixed the tv with a little "push this button while holding this button while doing the hokey-pokey and calling your second cousin, thrice removed trick" and i tried turning on my xbox this morning and now it says i have no storage device. WTF is this 250 GB piece of plastic stuck to you? glad best buy will take this back and give me a new one.

[slim and shady]

well to make a long story short ended up going to the doc. quiting smoking is no longer a choice its a have to. My lungs are pretty ****ed up. Doc said I still got a great chance of pulling out ok if I stop now. So I guess thats what I will do. Turns out the drinking isnt helping anything either, guess a guy cant have any bad habbits! so stop smoking now, wory about the drinking latter

not sure if this should go in flame section or happy theropy, I am afterall lucky they cought it when they did!

[TheDarkShadow]

i hate essays

[paintballkid0206]

Originally Posted by TheDarkShadow

i hate essays

i second that. i have one due on wednesday and its for world history and i don't learn anything in that class because the teacher sucks and doesnt teach us a dang thing. i stress out over that class more than any other.

[TheDarkShadow]

Home on a saturday night. LAME

[Paradox313]

Why do teenagers have to be soooo ****ing stupid, and convinced that they're in love with their loser, townie, literal druggie boyfriend, whom is apparently headed off to prison for six months. I do not know the conviction.
I think the relationship is around the 3 month mark.