Funny Thread, Come Tell Jokes, Stories, Anything Funny

[Paradox313]

So let's see them.

As none of you know I am on a vacation right now in California. As some of you know I am from there, just visiting some friends and family.

So as I was driving down the road and I see this sign, this particular sign is very funny to me, and to some. I say some because well it can be quite gruesome.

Above the sign is a fork, and a knife to symbolize food so keep that in mind.
Sign says,
"Donner Lake".

I wish I could have gotten a picture of it, but unfortunately I couldn't.

[Warnichek]

ok I'll Bite.

Sylvester Stallone, Bruce Willis and Arnold were asked to play classical musicians in an upcoming movie. They said yes and had to pick their favorite musicain to play the part of.
Stallone said "i'll be Mozart"
Bruce said "i'll be Betoven"
Arnold in his famous Arnold voice said.......




















"I'll be Bach"

HAHAHAHAHA...........why aren't you laughing?

[DFSniper]

took me a minute... i was expecting some joke about austrian composers...

heres another musical one:

Why couldnt Mozart find his music teacher?

He was Haydn.