Funny things you have heard on the field

[durrell]

"Yeah. My Xtra is fully tricked out. The regulator is under the bolt, and it runs out the back of the gun to the tank. It's so sweet man. I'm running at 20PSI and no kick at all. I won 3 tournaments last month."

[DyNasty9]

classic ion-shocker.

im standing there cleaning my friends shocker and this kid with an ion comes up next to me and hes like
"shocker?"
i was like "yup, ion(pointing at his gun)"
then he goes "o same thing"
and i was like hahahaha "sure bud"
then he walked away and i told my friends and they had a good laugh.

[bigred76]

I was chilling with my friends at the field, and someone had brought one of his buds along. I was like "Oh, OK, you can use my spare gun and goggles if you want to play" while pointing at my gear bag. He walked over to my bag, and I turned around and resumed talking to my friends. The guy walked up to me about 2 minutes later saying "Dude....your gun's broke." So I'm like "WTF?!" because I just had it working three minutes before he touched it, and had degassed it becuse I didn't need it. I walk over there, he picks up the gun and tank, and inserts the valve of the CO2 tank into the feedneck saying "See?" I rolled my eyes and showed him how to do it properly....of course after slapping the idiot upside the head for wasting my time.

[QAZ123]

*As I'm filling my 15 round horizontal feed on my phantom* A kid comes up and is watching me do this then ask's "where's the hopper go?"!

Another day a kid see's me chronoing in my Phantom
Kid- Is that a pump?
Me- yep
Kid- Your either gonna get killed or your pretty good!
Me- yep *walk's away*

Kid came up to ask's to see my phantom so I said sure then he proceed's to look inside the horizontal feed and states "how do you use this scope?"

[chubb0rz]

Yesterday while I standing in our pit watching the gear, because the rest of the team was at the game. The were a few guns on stands so a very young kid behind me came over and said "Thats a good way to get your gun stolen". I was like "...yea "

[~shocktheman~]

Two kids talking to each other while waiting for the next game to start,

Kid#1 Hey man check out my new gunstrap

Kid#2 ahhh! sweet!...

Kid#1 *points to a chitsy little rope tied to his gun*

Kid#2 "Man, I love customizing stuff!"


.....ya, me too

[maximus100389]

At my local field the refs devide the games between beginner and novice play. Usually I play novice, but I was using some prety ****ty paint and i couldnt hit anything all day, so i decided to play beginner. i was waiting in line and this TINY kid goes, "You're not a beginner!" i asked him why he thought i wasnt and he said "You have a fancy shirt(jersey) and canisters(pods)!"

[fishsticks]

I just think its funny that out of the 4 years ive been playing with an Epic, only 2 people have known what it was. I've had it called pretty much everything, tippmann(i laughed so hard when he told me this), angel, cocker, shocker, ion, mag.

[Nader]

We have a "no blind shooting" rule, and this kid was obviously blindly, crazily shooting at nothing from behind a bunker, so I called him on it. (I ref sometimes for my friend's field)
And he says "No, I was shooting at that tree!" So I asked which one...and he says: "That one" and points a tree about 100yds away.....