Re: Soc Gdt
I think a turtle should be the prez of da USA because really who is older than a turtle? Turtles are wise because of their age and they think before they act(mainly because they move so slow but who cares how it gets done!) On top of that, a turtle would always be able to make celebrity appearances and could even dress up as a ninja turtle to visit schools and stuff(the old ninja turtles not that new lame sh*t)(oh or like blastoise or something, AW YEAH.) and on top of that it would be easy to make him armor so he doesn't get assassinated, big ass armored turtle moseying down the road who wouldn't like that?
If you stand for nothing you will fall for anything.