What you guys don't realize, and I'll probably get kicked off the mod squad for this but I'm tired of the secrets, is there already IS a secret forum for certain veteran posters - invite only....and it's not the penthouse! I was told to keep it a secret, but I'm a bit upset so I'm spilling the beans tonight!
You ever notice that sometimes there are like 10 members online, and something like 30 guests? Ever wonder why we always have so many guests, but not that many members? Well - here's the secret - they aren't guests, and they aren't just visiting the regular forums! They're in the secret forum.
Ah, I can't do this. I'm just kidding!