View Full Version : A joke I found humorous

02-09-2007, 03:53 PM
Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary.
His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less than 6 seconds AND IT BETTER BE THERE".

The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife woke up, she looked out the window and sure enough there was a small box gift-wrapped in the middle of the driveway. Confused, the wife put on her robe and ran out to the driveway, brought the box back in the house. She opened it and found a brand new bathroom scale.

Funeral services for Ed have been scheduled for Friday.

02-09-2007, 03:56 PM
Yea that's a good one, I got it the other day at my work email. The end was different, ended with "Ed hasn't been seen since".

02-09-2007, 03:57 PM
Oh. It was on some girls away message. I thought it was pretty funny.

02-09-2007, 04:02 PM
Saw that on another forum a few days ago..I thought it was funny too. :up:

02-09-2007, 04:24 PM
good joke.

02-09-2007, 05:39 PM
funny joke

02-09-2007, 05:40 PM
Fa sho. :dodgy:

02-09-2007, 06:44 PM
Ed changed his name to "Otter" and moved to PA......

02-09-2007, 08:28 PM
Ed changed his name to "Otter" and moved to PA......

02-10-2007, 05:03 AM
lol, that was a good one

02-10-2007, 05:41 AM
Ed changed his name to "Otter" and moved to PA......

That was pretty good. :p

02-10-2007, 08:03 AM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

Wow, that was funny.