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vikingshadow
12-13-2006, 04:57 PM
Your very own Vike called in trouble at school today for the pRon!

Well, not really, but I thought I was going to. It twas a normal day in my classroom. I was surfing the usual PB forums today at lunch like I always do every day, when I clicked on a thread about a movie - all of a sudden a message pops up, "Link disabled due to Pornography."

I about poo'd my pants right then and there. When you're the ONLY male 5th grade teacher or below in that county and the surrounding 4 counties, this is not going to make for a very good day! ESPECIALLY when the media has been after the superintendent for everything and they're looking for a scapegoat!

Well, of course, right away I start thinking, "Crap! How am I going to get out of this one?" I put it out of my mind - it happened once before with Leed's Photography thread and no one said anything then, so I figured no big deal. After all, they can just look into the thread themselves and see it's not porn, right?

WRONG!

About 5 minutes after I get out of that forum, I get an email from our District Technology director (the guy at the main office, and one of my good friends, but he's very into school policy and rules and such) that says, "This pornography link was accessed by your computer at 11:25." It showed the link and that was it. No "Hi, how ya doing? Could you tell me something?" or "Whassup?" Just short, blunt and to the point. I about freaked out! CRAP!

So I shoot him a reply telling him what I did and what the thread was about, and that I really wasn't looking for pRon or anything - and then I wait for a reply.


And I wait....




And wait....




And wait.....




And wait!


School lets out at 3:00, and still no word from him - In my mind I see the meeting at District Office...

TD (Tech Director) - Well, we've got a problem.

AS (Assistant Sup) - What?

TD - We've got a MALE teacher searching for pornography. He swears he wasn't, though.

AS - WHAT!

TD - yup - what should we do?

AS - Dang, we need to refer this to the Superintendent....

Superintendent - FIRE HIS ASS! TELL THE NEWSPAPERS AND HIDE YOUR CHILDREN!!!

Wife - Hello, Dear! How's your day?

Me - Weeeeellllllll.................

Of course, I have no idea what's going on - All afternoon, the guilt's been coming - I shouldn't have been surfing the web on a school computer, I shouldn't have clicked this link, blah blah blah. Then the anger came - I'm on my lunch break, they don't give us enough time to go home, I can't be working 24 hours a day, blah blah blah....

Then I start seeing the headlines - "Local teacher gets the boot for searching Pornography on the Internet," "5th Grade Teacher Busted for Looking at Busts" so on and so forth.

Well, about 4:30 comes around and I FINALLY get an email - he's been in meetings all afternoon and that the filter picked up a swear word in the thread so it reported it to the TD. In his words, "I wouldn't lose any sleep over it..." But, you know when they say that, you actually start wondering why they just didn't say, "Ah, forget about it - it's nothing!"

Anywho - I decided I won't be surfing the web at school for awhile! Thought it was a good story, although somewhat of a testicle shrinker - and thought I would share! Well, teaching is NEVER boring !

marvin-martian
12-13-2006, 05:06 PM
i highly doubt youre going to get fired over it. i can see them looking into it and going "oh, well be more careful and we wouldnt be going through this"

splater18
12-13-2006, 05:12 PM
wow i would have poooooped my pants


i got a story like that i was in the school libary after school only like 5 people where there so i pilled up a paintball site abd start surfing then after ten mins an alert message pops up and says that does not look very school relaited i try to reple but could not in the mean time i all most crapped my self os i started on a school project for like 30 secs and then hualed @ss out of the libary found out later it was one of the libarines who sent the message Duh! me. but i didnt get i trouble so its all cool. but i was seriouly scared thinking like this computer must hate me or paintball to send me a message like that.

over all i learned a lesson only surf the net when old libarines are there ;)

silentpaintballfreak
12-13-2006, 05:18 PM
lol this reminds me of a time when i was in sixth grade and we were playing games on the computer and went to nick.com and it kep coming up saying "this webpage contians materials of adult nature." our teacher freaked!

timmyshoota
12-13-2006, 05:33 PM
My old high school's web blocker thing never picked up on google image search, so you could search all the porn you wanted on it. :)

splater18
12-13-2006, 05:41 PM
My old high school's web blocker thing never picked up on google image search, so you could search all the porn you wanted on it. :)


my school blocks all image seaches on any site :mad:

DyNasty9
12-13-2006, 06:10 PM
"5th Grade Teacher Busted for Looking at Busts"
:lolsign:

this was on the news a few days ago, one of the local school districts here had there web address "stolen" , for lack of a better word. apperently thier .org expired and before they could renew it some pr0n site bought it out. so then all the parents were going to the site and this pr0n site was coming up. (that must have been hilarious.) i guess there looking for a lawsuit or something.

vwjimmy
12-13-2006, 06:13 PM
I always knew that UPS girl would get you in trouble some day! ;)
Don't sweat it Vike....your too great of a teacher for anyone to care if you were looking at kiddy pRon!!! rofl!!!!
..... Really though, I figure your OK or he would have said something like...
"Well, I will get in touch with you if we need to go futher"....or something like that. Doesn't sound like he is the kind of guy to mince words, after all he sent the first letter without any! :)

08Lud08
12-13-2006, 07:11 PM
lol thats funny and why didn't they even look into the link you were on to see if you were even on pron.

durrell
12-13-2006, 07:22 PM
Man I work at UPS and there are NO chicks like that there! :(

vwjimmy
12-13-2006, 07:32 PM
Man I work at UPS and there are NO chicks like that there! :(
Vike keeps her locked in the celler! :D

durrell
12-13-2006, 07:33 PM
Vike keeps her locked in the celler! :D

WTF Vike send her here, all the ladies at my UPS place look like Lesbians..:(

badlandsrox
12-13-2006, 07:51 PM
All the ladies at my UPS place look like Lesbians..:(

And your complaining why????



(sorry in advance to you feminist people out there...)

marvin-martian
12-13-2006, 07:56 PM
because its not good when they LOOK like lesbians, meaning that they have short hair and are muscular. totally ew.

durrell
12-13-2006, 08:01 PM
because its not good when they LOOK like lesbians, meaning that they have short hair and are muscular. totally ew.

QFT. Not hot Lesbians. :(

vikingshadow
12-14-2006, 04:34 AM
Well, I got another email that explained that the district had a new program that detected anything like this and sent an email directly to him. He told me he had checked it and it was just a swear word, so no worries. He did tell me though that they had picked up some "interesting" pages from student computers yesterday!

I'm not too concerned anymore - it's just the initial rush you get when it first happens that freaks you out! Still, I'm going to be a LOT more careful at school....for those of you interested in teaching, this is just one of the things that keeps it exciting for you, LOL!

DFSniper
12-14-2006, 02:17 PM
lol, yesterday i tried goint to www.jinx.com and it blocked it for "hacking". and it blocks www.singingfish.com for "web-based e-mail" (but i can get around that a little)

bamf-hacker
12-14-2006, 02:32 PM
Vike... We are like your family. You can tell us the truth. You have a Pron addiction :)

Well now that we know we can help you.

I have be running backend web filtering appliances for years... You would be amazed to see what places people surf to at work ;)

Hob Hayward
12-14-2006, 02:35 PM
I hate my schools filter, it blocked this website that day after I loggedon for the first time this year, same with another site that I frequently use.

I'm setting up a cgi proxy to run on my ol linux box so I can get a around their crap.

JMotioN
12-14-2006, 02:53 PM
they disabled flash on the internet, but since im in multimedia we have access to flash so we can play flash games all day long :D

how much trouble you think we can get in if they decide to do something,weve been playing adrenalin challenge for like a week, mario before that for like 2 weeks?

UKwithPride
12-14-2006, 04:00 PM
they disabled flash on the internet, but since im in multimedia we have access to flash so we can play flash games all day long :D

how much trouble you think we can get in if they decide to do something,weve been playing adrenalin challenge for like a week, mario before that for like 2 weeks?
I just google it and click "cached" and it lets me in. I play linerider at school all the time. I've gotten blocks because of hacking, pr0n, adult humor, tasteless humor, etc. And they were all to normal sites. I've never been talked to about it once.

JMotioN
12-14-2006, 04:03 PM
hmmmm il give that a go tomorrow, thanks for the tip!

vikingshadow
12-14-2006, 04:09 PM
Different story for students - they can maybe give ISD or OSD - but with a teacher getting those sites....well, that can mean that teacher's job, reputation, career, etc....

BAMF - I thought we were going to keep it in the Penthouse? Dang - so much for keeping the "cat" in the "box!"

My name's Vikingshadow, and I'm addicted to porn.

Hello, Vikingshadow!

marvin-martian
12-14-2006, 04:51 PM
isnt the phrase "cat out of the bag" vike?

vwjimmy
12-14-2006, 05:06 PM
Glad your off the hook and free to surf pron again Vike!

vikingshadow
12-14-2006, 05:24 PM
isnt the phrase "cat out of the bag" vike?

Think about it and notice the location of the quotation marks.....

splater18
12-14-2006, 05:31 PM
Think about it and notice the location of the quotation marks.....

Ha ha ha i get it cat box:p funny vike

DFSniper
12-15-2006, 02:51 PM
last year there were these kids that kept ****ing with me just for the hell of it, and one time they put a bunch of nazi and kkk vids and pics in my folder on the student drive. well, i couldnt delete em, but i knew how to see who had access to the files, and then i showed it to our pc tech and, since he was from mississippi, he took it seriously and deleted that stuff right away. whats bull**** is that the kid that did it didnt even get talked to...

JMotioN
12-15-2006, 05:34 PM
i did the cached thing today and i must say its pretty cool BUT

still doesnt allow flash
allows blocked sites :eek: (im not getting ISS for flash games)

but thanks for the tip !!! youve upped my knowledge

btw what do you find fun about line flyer! its so boring!

newkid
12-15-2006, 05:54 PM
wow I wouldve crapped my pants