View Full Version : Dough-bituary

11-14-2006, 11:15 AM
Veteran Pillsbury spokesperson, Pop N. Fresh, died yesterday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71. Fresh was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Many celebrities turned out to pay their respects including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, Babe Ruth, the California Raisins, Captain Gorton, Betty Crocker and the Hostess Twinkies The grave was piled high with flours, as long time friend Aunt Jemina delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Fresh rose quickly in show business though his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Even as a crusty old man, he was considered a roll model for millions. Pop N. Fresh is survived by his wife, the former Ms. Swanson. They have two children and one in the oven. He is also survived by his father, Pop Tart. The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.

11-14-2006, 11:17 AM
Now i see why everyone is glad to have gunny back.

11-14-2006, 01:26 PM
hilarious. i loved some of those puns.

11-14-2006, 04:20 PM
Thanks, I needed that tonight!

11-15-2006, 11:52 AM
Did Sara Lee not show up??

11-15-2006, 12:22 PM
Gunny avoiding his meds again. :(

11-15-2006, 12:27 PM

wow, i've been gone too long, didnt even see gunny come back!

11-15-2006, 04:34 PM
I got that in an email, it makes me laugh

11-15-2006, 04:50 PM
Did Sara Lee not show up??

What about Captain Morgan??

11-15-2006, 05:04 PM
What about Captain Morgan??

go to bed.

Gunny you are not supposed to take the purple pill those are Vikes (lets not get into what they are) yours are the little blue ones.

Chris Cole
11-16-2006, 04:50 AM
Thanks Gunny I kneaded that.

On a side note, Gunny was gone?

11-16-2006, 12:36 PM
lol, you havent been around much yourself either...