WhatThaSmurf

10-14-2006, 09:18 PM

I'm sure some of you saw this and said, "Time? I don't need someone to explain what time is to me!" But you are wrong. I ask you, what is time? Time is a second, minute, hour, day, etc. right? WRONG! Those are measurements of time. So now I ask you again, what is time? You don't really know do you? So I'll fill you in: time is the fourth dimension. Gasp! Now you're really confused!

I'll explain, but first I must run through a few things:

- a geometrical point has no mass

- a geometrical line has no width, and is infinitely long

- a geometrical plane has no thickness, but it extends infinitely

- all each of these dimensional figures, having no real "size" can has infinite existence within a given space

Now I'm sure that some of you knew this at one point, but I felt I must at least refresh your memories. Now to begin.

A second-dimensional existence (line) is made up of an infinite number of first dimensions (points), all of which exist at the same time which are experienced separately by something moving along that second dimension. Logic tells us the same thing about a third-dimensional existence, too. The same thing goes for a four-dimensional existence (namely, you idiots :dodgy:). While moving through each separate third dimension, we experience a completely different third dimension every single moment. If you don't believe me, you are an idiot. Or you don't have any knowledge of chemistry. Chemistry tells us that particles are always moving, no matter what. So if particles are always moving, then each moment they are in a different position (and a different third dimension). So therefore, as we move through each separate dimension, while existing in the fourth dimension, and each separate moment is a separate dimension, then each third dimension must be a different moment in time! Double gasp! So therefore as we exist in the fourth dimension, we exist in time.

I just want to tell you all that this was all though up by a friend of mine and myself. Although it was already known to the science world that time is the fourth dimension, we set it upon ourselves to understand this concept. No, we are not losers, we just got really bored in study hall the other day. Now if you really want to fry your brains, try to imagine what the fifth dimension would be like, where you could transcend separate fourth dimensions of time (travel through time).

Feel free to express your amazement at my genius.

(tl;dr) I don't care if you are lazy, you are already sitting, how can you be any lazier?

I'll explain, but first I must run through a few things:

- a geometrical point has no mass

- a geometrical line has no width, and is infinitely long

- a geometrical plane has no thickness, but it extends infinitely

- all each of these dimensional figures, having no real "size" can has infinite existence within a given space

Now I'm sure that some of you knew this at one point, but I felt I must at least refresh your memories. Now to begin.

A second-dimensional existence (line) is made up of an infinite number of first dimensions (points), all of which exist at the same time which are experienced separately by something moving along that second dimension. Logic tells us the same thing about a third-dimensional existence, too. The same thing goes for a four-dimensional existence (namely, you idiots :dodgy:). While moving through each separate third dimension, we experience a completely different third dimension every single moment. If you don't believe me, you are an idiot. Or you don't have any knowledge of chemistry. Chemistry tells us that particles are always moving, no matter what. So if particles are always moving, then each moment they are in a different position (and a different third dimension). So therefore, as we move through each separate dimension, while existing in the fourth dimension, and each separate moment is a separate dimension, then each third dimension must be a different moment in time! Double gasp! So therefore as we exist in the fourth dimension, we exist in time.

I just want to tell you all that this was all though up by a friend of mine and myself. Although it was already known to the science world that time is the fourth dimension, we set it upon ourselves to understand this concept. No, we are not losers, we just got really bored in study hall the other day. Now if you really want to fry your brains, try to imagine what the fifth dimension would be like, where you could transcend separate fourth dimensions of time (travel through time).

Feel free to express your amazement at my genius.

(tl;dr) I don't care if you are lazy, you are already sitting, how can you be any lazier?