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DRAGON
08-12-2006, 07:55 PM
What would you pay to make your marker magically superior to all the rest? $10.....$1000.....$10,000? A marker that would enhance your skills so much you'd seem awesomely unbeatable! Would it be worth that much to effortlessly PWN big name players such as Ollie Lang on the field? Here's your once in a lifetime chance to do so, read on..........

That's right folks, I've finally decided to start selling the infamous Magic Pixie Dust I've been using on my microswitches in tha past. Some have commented that it give their fingers mystic powers and made reaching uncapped cap of their markers effortlessly. Yes no BS, they actually reached the uncapped 1 gazillion BPS cap! Almost unbeleivable isn't it?!

I've thought about this for quite a while and noticed that the majority of players will do almost anything and spend any amount of cash to have the cutting edge of paintball technology. Why not approach it in a totally different manner? Who'd have ever thunk of teh dust?

This Magic Pixie Dust is guaranteed to make your marker shoot further, hit harder, increase accuracy by 1000%, make the report vaguely audible as an ant fart, reduce recoil to nothing at all, absolutely no barrel breaks or chops, christ....this stuff will make the balls shoot around bunkers and tag your opponent, isn't that just totally amazing!!!!!!!!!!!

For the mere price of $19.95 + $987.43 S&H(shipping from the galaxy Nebula Quatora is quite expensive now days), you could be on your way to fame and fortune in the paintball world! Just visualize your name and picture on the front cover of all the major paintball magazines. Easily getting sponsorship from any of the major corporations. The women, the parties, the awards, the rewards, the perks, all yours for the mere $19.95 + $987.43 S&H. Would all that be worth the small amount depicted here? Yer durn tootin it is!

http://www.papiervalise.com/Provisions/Images/Glass/AP461%20Silver%20Glass%20Glitter.jpg
**Sry, penny not included

This is what you get for your $19.95 + $987.43 S&H pricing:

* 224 grams(8 ounces) of Magic Pixie Dust
* Thick mil plastic zip-loc containing bag
* Certificate of Magic Pixie Dust authenticity
* Full instruction book
* Magic words supplied with instruction book
* Magic Pixie Dust stickers

So what are you waiting on? Be the first on your block to order your very own Magic Pixie Dust package today. Once sprinkled on your marker the sky's the limit to what you can achieve on the field. Tell your friends about Magic Pixie Dust. They'll forever be in your debt. Just be sure to bring plenty of paint to the field as you're going to need it after your marker has been ordained with DRAGON's Magic Pixie Dust.

ORDER YOURS TODAY!

** Canadian and international orders please add $29.95 for extra postage to your country.

Contact me at 1-800-URANOOB to order ;)

TheRedBarron
08-12-2006, 07:58 PM
I just sent you the money Drago when can I expect it?

durrell
08-12-2006, 07:59 PM
ZOMG I want to pick up the full line for my store, do you offer dealership contracts?

DRAGON
08-12-2006, 08:02 PM
Barron - shipping from Nebula Quatora takes at least 2 weeks thanks for your order -

Durrell - ya I'm taking dealer requests. Call teh number and let's talk -

Paradox313
08-12-2006, 08:08 PM
if you snort this stuff does it make you go faster?

bamf-hacker
08-12-2006, 08:10 PM
oh sign me up. I'll take two please. Can I get discounted shipping for two bags?

if not I'll still get it. Soooooooo worth it!

DRAGON
08-12-2006, 08:13 PM
Paradox - stick this stuff up your nose and your head will explode. A new expeditious tool for the self-distructive -

Hacker - I'll see what I can do on teh shipping. No promises - ;)

Paradox313
08-12-2006, 08:15 PM
what about up your sphinctor
mega uber farts?
"the teachers worst nightmare"?

DRAGON
08-12-2006, 08:19 PM
I'm thinking it just may shoot you right through that drop ceiling. You must be careful with this stuff. It's potentially dangerous if used in any deviated manner. I'm not responsible for misuse of this product -

Paradox313
08-12-2006, 08:22 PM
ok i need some
my cats acting up again

sending payment now

opterasis
08-12-2006, 08:29 PM
Do you sell 1 oz trial packs?

Ace24
08-12-2006, 08:48 PM
if you snort this stuff does it make you go faster?
ROFL! That made my day, I could imagine someone snorting it and running so fast their clothes came off. (dont ask, its late and I am drugged up because of my virus)

Paradox313
08-12-2006, 09:05 PM
what virus?

DRAGON
08-12-2006, 09:33 PM
Sry no trial packs. Please check feedback for credability. For fame and fortune, what I'm asking is a modest compensation -

smakdacrak
08-12-2006, 09:51 PM
:banned::dodgy:

ooglieboogliebob
08-12-2006, 10:16 PM
How much do you really need on a microswitch ??

Do you sell in 4 oz bags ??

DRAGON
08-12-2006, 10:27 PM
As I stated. no reduced weight trial packs. All the info you will need for any particular component is all outlined in the instructional manual. I suggest the 'Double Whammy' which is like giving your marker double steroids. It will actually make your marker lighter, almost as if floating on air -

The Pink Panther
08-12-2006, 10:43 PM
whats your paypal addy i wanna get some a.s.a.p.

Sandman_Bravo
08-13-2006, 04:08 AM
I'm really hesitant to use the stuff. A friend of mine knows someone who used it in a tourny and afterwards he started watching HG-TV designing shows, wearing the latest fashions, and had a strange desire to sing Broadway showtunes. Besides AV has the generic version dust for less w/ free shipping.

calebh
08-13-2006, 08:17 AM
dont ask, its late and I am drugged up because of my virus

could this stuff be used as an ubervaccine, or a immune system booster if it were sprinkled on a person? what if i mixed it with caffiene?

and the $1007.38 total? is that in american dollars or Nebula Quatoran currency?

Ace24
08-13-2006, 08:18 AM
I have influensa or some ****... its starting to go away. My dad had it and he had it longer and worse, but my symptoms include, headache whenever I move, dizyness, red irrotated throat, swollen glands and esphogus, whole body aching, sometimes cold, sometimes hot, and nazel congestion with alot of flem.
:(

vwjimmy
08-13-2006, 08:22 AM
Do you think it might make hair grow and weight come off?
Let me know, if so I'm in too!!!

marvin-martian
08-13-2006, 08:32 AM
dont sell your pixie dust!! leave its effects and formula a mystery to everyone.

pbgrandpa
08-13-2006, 08:49 AM
Hey Dragon I thought the Nebula Quatora had there new transporters in operation. It was suppossed to cut the cost of the shipping a few drakmas'. You know having to go thru customs in each parsec does add to the cost. What the heck I'll take 2 of the lg bags.

Ace24
08-13-2006, 08:55 AM
Hey Dragon I thought the Nebula Quatora had there new transporters in operation. It was suppossed to cut the cost of the shipping a few drakmas'. You know having to go thru customs in each parsec does add to the cost. What the heck I'll take 2 of the lg bags.
:lol:

:yeahthat:

spydr
08-13-2006, 09:09 AM
paradox probably thinks its real

marvin-martian
08-13-2006, 09:53 AM
paradox probably thinks its real
rofls <3

DRAGON
08-13-2006, 11:29 AM
Panther - please just call the number provided. Sry, I do not take Paypal, just all major credit cards, checks and money orders -

SB - See that's the difference here. AV must have gotten hold of the 'Tinkerbell' version of teh dust made by gay elves in San Francisco. Mine is teh 'Chuck Norris' version made specifically in Nebula Quatora that's why it is so powerful. You get what you pay for my friend. If you wanna walk around with a marker that has a limp barrel, that's your choice, go with the cheap stuff and free shipping from AV. Another thing.......sometimes peoples hormones are right on the edge. I'd be extremely cautious of your friend dropping stuff and asking you if you'd pick it up for him - :eek:

calebh - As I mentioned earlier, taken internally this stuff would blow your brains apart. Sprinkled externally grows extremely large nads, grows hair where you would not beleive and will make you a total babe magnet. Women will chase you afar to get what they want/need. The concern here is it has been known to affect even 80 year old women. That's why it's recommended to only sprinkle teh dust on your marker. God only knows what would happen if you walked by a bus load of senior women on a tour. Add caffine and I think dogs may even have the urge to try to dry hump you. That's another no no. The price is in American currency. If that was Nebula Quatoran currency, the total would be like $5,839.17 -

vwjimmy - dunno about teh weight but ya, this is the 'Chuck Norris' strand and you will become a hairy guerilla such as ol Chuck. It does reduce the weight of your marker though. I'd really caution people to sprinkling this on your marker only. Since this is the 'Chuck Norris' version, I cannot be held responsible for the uncanny urge to take on 20 people in battle rendering them all beat and broken in teh hospital. There was even one case where a guy has to pay a doctor to remove his foot outta another guys a**. Now that would be a bit embarrassing -

marvin-martian - I'm strapped for cash. I'm looking for a new Harley, car, house on waterfront property and a French maid to take care of all my domestic needs right now. I've decided I need these things now so teh dust seems to be my only way to achieve these goals. If I don't do it, somebody else will eventually. May as well take advantage of 'The Moment' before someone else does. Even AV is already selling the 'Tinkerbell' version. Time is of the essence -

pbgrandpa - Where do you get your galactic news from? Everybody knows that the new transporters broke down due to a flaw in the kanewtin valve design. They're back to the old transporters which worked perfectly fine at a slightly higher cost. Personally I think someone from customs sabotaged the project due to a possibility of lost jobs. Some say the Venutions that would have been the first to lose jobs were key participants in the alleged sabotage. I'll be awaiting on your call for those 2 large bags. Please......use it sparingly and watch out for those senior grannys, with all that experience behind them, you may be sore for a month -

spydr - ...................../

*EM1-Master*
08-13-2006, 11:39 AM
How much for an 8th? :dodgy:

Hossy
08-13-2006, 11:42 AM
I'd really caution people to sprinkling this on your marker only. Since this is the 'Chuck Norris' version, I cannot be held responsible for the uncanny urge to take on 20 people in battle rendering them all beat and broken in teh hospital. There was even one case where a guy has to pay a doctor to remove his foot outta another guys a**. Now that would be a bit embarrassing -




SIGN ME UP FOR 30!!!!

DRAGON
08-13-2006, 11:45 AM
EM1M - Sry, no 8-balls -

Hossy - Call teh number and order up ma frein - ;)

Ace24
08-13-2006, 11:48 AM
What would happen if I sprinkled this stuff into your nostrals while you were sleeping. Would you wake up with magical powers? Or would you get really sick? Either way I think it would be fun to do :lol:

Paradox313
08-13-2006, 12:04 PM
somehow i think that was a plaguristic reply......

DRAGON
08-13-2006, 12:12 PM
With all this talk of self-indulgence I'm now having second thoughts about this project. Here's a pic of two women that tried this stuff out on themselves:

http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/lj/newyearshead.jpg

As you can see, their mellons are just about to explode. Sry, I will not show a pic of the gorey aftermath of this horrible disaster. I cannot be held responsible for the misuse of this product. Please use this product on your marker only! - :dodgy:

leed
08-13-2006, 01:33 PM
With all this talk of self-indulgence I'm now having second thoughts about this project. Here's a pic of two women that tried this stuff out on themselves:

http://www.furboajerboa.com/assets/images/lj/newyearshead.jpg

As you can see, their mellons are just about to explode. Sry, I will not show a pic of the gorey aftermath of this horrible disaster. I cannot be held responsible for the misuse of this product. Please use this product on your marker only! - :dodgy:

What about my intarwebz? Will it make it go faster? Or maybe my car?

I want some!

DRAGON
08-13-2006, 01:51 PM
What about my intarwebz? Will it make it go faster? Or maybe my car?

I want some!

........Please use this product on your marker only! - :dodgy:

Play with teh fire and ye shall be burnt - :flame:

marvin-martian
08-13-2006, 01:56 PM
What about my intarwebz?
you dont even have one...

Ace24
08-13-2006, 03:29 PM
I would seriously like to go get some glitter and put some on the tip of my barrel so that when I fired, sparkles came out lol.

Sandman_Bravo
08-13-2006, 05:06 PM
All this reminds me of a joke, what do you get when you cross viagra with rogaine?












wait for it.................
...hair like Don King! lol!

Paintball0308
08-13-2006, 06:33 PM
Does this really work that well. I was thinking of getting a tboard and eyes but now I can get this and my gun will out perform all the high ends. P.M. me so i can get your address so i can send my payment.

Paradox313
08-13-2006, 06:39 PM
yeah dude this stuff hella works
i just put it on my limited edition JBDM6 and oh my god
its like better than 2 virtues
its probably better than 2.5

calebh
08-13-2006, 06:45 PM
and if i were to put this on a triton? what about on my cable modem? or my tv? or my computer? or my guitar? or my car? or my house? or shoes? or my fried chicken? or my wallet? what if i put it on my biceps?

Paradox313
08-13-2006, 06:52 PM
and if i were to put this on a triton? what about on my cable modem? or my tv? or my computer? or my guitar? or my car? or my house? or shoes? or my fried chicken? or my wallet? what if i put it on my biceps?

Triton - itll morph to a g7
modem - itll be so fast the computer will explode
tv - itll pick up stuff from mars if not the sun
computer - itll morph into a supercomputer duh
guitar - youll never break a string again
car - itll just explode, the gasoline couldnt handle it, you need plutonium
then a flux capacitor and BAM ya got a time machine
house - itll float
shoes - theyll melt to your feet
fried chicken - grilled chicken
wallet - more monies
biceps - go boom boom

DRAGON
08-13-2006, 07:17 PM
Paintball0308 - this stuff will make even the new t-board-xyrq super duper ramping look like Mary Poppins -

calebh & Paradox313 - be warned, yew guys are gonna blow something up. If used in teh wrong manner, fear teh dust! - :slap:

Paradox313
08-13-2006, 07:19 PM
did you get the money i sent ya yet Dragon

DRAGON
08-13-2006, 07:28 PM
Not sure about that. I'll have to check with the service. Don't be surprised if the UPS delivery guy has a couple babes following him around harassing him for his babalones. Even the mere aura of this stuff drives women crazy -

bamf-hacker
08-14-2006, 04:55 AM
OH NOOOZZZZ

Knock offs already....

http://thescentshack.com/catalog/images/colorants/micagolddust.jpg


BEWARE THE OF THE IMITATORS!!!

vikingshadow
08-14-2006, 05:06 AM
Ok, let me say that when Dragon was first making this stuff, I was a tester for him. It made my gun shoot uber noober fast....it was sitting on my bathroom cabinet and I knocked some over on my hoo hoo by accident, and, well, let's just say that Bob from Enzite doesn't smile so much when he's around me - but his wife does!

I put some in the air vents at my school during testing a couple years ago and my class had the highest test scores in Oklahoma! Some went immediately to college, and I had to build a shelf for the prizes and trophies I won - still waiting on the Nobel to get here...

Fortunately, I still have a few ounces of the FIRST batch - which was WAY more powerful than this puny stuff he's selling now...the government had him water it down because of how strong the stuff was. I MIGHT be able to part with it, if the price were right............

DRAGON
08-14-2006, 05:09 AM
Hacker - That's teh K-mart brand. All that'll do is your marker will crave cheap paint and continually puke balls like they've been on the shelf for a year -

Hey Vik......make your own thread bub! :dodgy: ;)

vikingshadow
08-14-2006, 05:22 AM
Hehehe, but don't we have that "deal" on the side? You'd be getting some of the profit anyways, and none of the government heat.....

Ok, you win! I'll take my awesome dust somewhere else and play! :whistling: