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pbfreak3221
07-31-2006, 12:36 PM
Alright I was visiting in connecticut for a reauinon and i saw one of the funniest in my opinion bumper sticker I'd ever see it said " Fox woods... The plunder Of it all" if you have another funny one post it:D

TheRogueGnome
07-31-2006, 12:55 PM
My kid got your honor student pregnant

Warnichek
07-31-2006, 01:02 PM
Back off or I'll flick a booger on your windshield!

Muddytaco
07-31-2006, 01:15 PM
A few of my favs:

"No fat chicks, it's only a half ton."

"dont laugh, your daughter is in here with me."

"The gene pool could use a little chlorine."

"WANTED: Meaningful overnight relationship."

"Honk If You've Never Seen An Uzi Fired From A Car Window"

Maxx-Damage
07-31-2006, 01:26 PM
"Keep honking, im reloading"
:)

TacTownKilla
07-31-2006, 01:30 PM
"I love animals, they taste good" Or something similar

Mech Warrior
07-31-2006, 01:31 PM
On the rear bumper of an 84-year-old lady I know:

"The closer you tailgate, the slower I drive"

newkid
07-31-2006, 05:09 PM
On the rear bumper of an 84-year-old lady I know:

"The closer you tailgate, the slower I drive"

my dad does that! haha

jesus loves you, everyone else thinks your'e a jackass

SharpObjects
07-31-2006, 05:30 PM
My favorite is a George W. Bush sticker

It has just the W, but also has TF

emf7301
07-31-2006, 06:50 PM
i've seen similar ones like what your talking about sharp but instead of TF it says "F the president"

Tk-421
07-31-2006, 11:18 PM
My grandpa has one that says "Vote the son of a BUSH out!!"

UKwithPride
08-01-2006, 12:14 AM
I hate political bumper stickers, but I saw one that said something like "4 more years Hippy!" And it had something on it that involved Pro Bush.

splaturout
08-01-2006, 03:43 AM
I like vegatarians...They make me laugh.

Your kid may be an honor student...but you're still an idiot.

phatphil
08-01-2006, 04:34 AM
Alright I was visiting in connecticut for a reauinon and i saw one of the funniest in my opinion bumper sticker I'd ever see it said " Fox woods... The plunder Of it all" if you have another funny one post it:D
:dodgy:

emf7301
08-01-2006, 05:33 AM
my australian shepherd is smarter than your honor student

claustrophobia9
08-01-2006, 05:37 AM
i got one.... bumper stickers ruin paint and are for hippies and idiots.

bamf-hacker
08-01-2006, 05:57 AM
bumper sticker from the boys overseas..


Stay back at least 100ft or you will be shot.

It also says it in Arabic.

I am trying to get one to put on my loader.

vikingshadow
08-01-2006, 07:47 AM
I like "A Bush in the office is greater than a Clinton in the bush."

TheRogueGnome
08-01-2006, 08:09 AM
I like "A Bush in the office is greater than a Clinton in the bush."
NIIIIICe

Maxx-Damage
08-01-2006, 08:11 AM
"Make texas greener, put a BUSH back in"

Ace24
08-01-2006, 08:44 AM
my australian shepherd is smarter than your honor student
"My cat is smarter then your honor student"

"Your car makes me want to punch a baby"

"I brake for shiney objects"

"WARNING: If you can read this, your in my firing range"

"This bumper sticker is the only thing holding on my bumper"

^ That one was on a rusty old Ford pickup truck haha.

DFSniper
08-02-2006, 02:20 AM
bumper sticker from the boys overseas..


Stay back at least 100ft or you will be shot.

It also says it in Arabic.

I am trying to get one to put on my loader.

i saw one that said: "if you don't stand behind the troops, feel free to stand in front of them" and showed a silhoutte (sp) of a soldier w/M16

"Welcome to America, now speak English or get the **** out!" (thats an old one!)

"This driver carries no less than $20 of ammunition at all times" (remember the signs on the 7-11 doors?)

"looking for your cat? check under my tires."

(upside down): "if you can read this, flip me over!" (my dad put this on the bumper of our jeep in big letters)

"my child can beat up your honor student"

"don't trust a government that doesn't trust your guns"


i could go on and on and on (lots of bumper stickers in gun catalogs!)

bomberpilot07
08-02-2006, 01:23 PM
i saw one that said: "if you don't stand behind the troops, feel free to stand in front of them" and showed a silhoutte (sp) of a soldier w/M16

"Welcome to America, now speak English or get the **** out!"



FTMFW!!!!!!

all the ones i knew have been named... :p

pbfreak3221
08-02-2006, 06:40 PM
ALl nice ones

xsgmike66x
08-03-2006, 07:35 AM
i seen one that made me laugh the other day it said:
"Call the village we found your idiot" then next to it it had a pic of Bush

Warnichek
08-03-2006, 10:15 AM
"I love animals, they taste good" Or something similar
I love cats, they taste like chicken

If God didn't want us to eat animals, why did he make them out of meat?

druid
08-03-2006, 12:42 PM
The First Amendment grants the Freedom of Speech.

THE SECOND GUARENTEES IT.






"The most foolish mistake we could possibly make would be to allow the subject races to possess arms. History shows that all conquerors who have allowed their subject races to carry arms have prepared their own

downfall by doing so."



--Adolf Hitler






“This year will go down in history. For the first time, a civilized nation has full gun registration. Our streets will be safer, our police more efficient, and the world will follow our lead into the future.”


-Adolph Hitler 1935





"We, the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and
the Courts - not to overthrow the Constitution, but to overthrow men
who pervert the Constitution."
---* Abraham Lincoln *



“AK-47...the choice of Freedom Fighters everywhere.”



“Stun Gun...The thing you use before you are shot.”



“Before you burn Old Glory in protest, wrap yourself in it and double the amount of gasoline.”



“Trespassers will be shot...Survivors will be shot again.”

bamf-hacker
08-03-2006, 01:03 PM
Nice Druid :)

druid
08-03-2006, 02:39 PM
Nice Druid :)

muhahahahahahaha

vwjimmy
08-03-2006, 03:01 PM
being an auto tech.....
"Mechanics do it with their 'Snap On' tools"

splater18
10-16-2006, 11:39 AM
go ahead the keys are in the ingnition right next to my pit bull

pbfreak3221
10-16-2006, 12:02 PM
my thread has returned from the dead.

Ace24
10-16-2006, 12:09 PM
"Keep working. Millions on welfare depend on you!"

"You may laugh at my old destroyed car, but I laugh when you tailgate and I slam on the breaks."

RomeNYRR
10-16-2006, 12:10 PM
My kid got your honor student pregnant
thats great lol :)

SoldierzHonor
10-16-2006, 10:10 PM
"You're driving a car, not a phone booth"

"my child was inmate of the month at the county jail"

"welcome to the south...now go home"

"drive carefully - 90% of people are caused by accidents"

MadMan66
10-17-2006, 08:20 AM
"this car can go 0 to 60 in under 5 minutes"

silentpaintballfreak
10-17-2006, 03:28 PM
"been there, mowed that"

Thats a John Deere one. for us farmers

Ace24
10-17-2006, 03:29 PM
"this car can go 0 to 60 in under 5 minutes"

Roflmao

vwjimmy
10-17-2006, 04:24 PM
"Carolina Paintball and Supply" ftw

kidonfire
10-17-2006, 07:50 PM
This one was upsidown on the front winshield of a jeep.

"If you can read this, please flip me back over" :)

claustrophobia9
10-18-2006, 02:15 AM
druid... white text plus light blue bg = no text.

Hoppy11
10-18-2006, 05:12 AM
"Yeah thats a real gun in my gun rack."

TheRedBarron
10-18-2006, 08:30 AM
Bumper stickers are so cheasy I have no idea why someone would put one on their car.

durrell
10-18-2006, 08:57 AM
Bumper stickers are so cheasy I have no idea why someone would put one on their car.

I concur.

claustrophobia9
10-18-2006, 01:20 PM
its their way of saying "lets not hang out"

conradl
10-20-2006, 05:07 PM
My favorite bumper sticker says: "Join the army! Travel to exotic places, Meet exotic people, Eat exotic food then destroy it":p :D ;)

My second favorite one says: "I'm waiting for the day to come, when schools have all the money they need, and the Air force is holding a Bake sale to buy a missile":D :D

claustrophobia9
10-20-2006, 05:12 PM
"thunderchicken"

DRAGON
10-20-2006, 05:20 PM
Didn't read the whole thread but I like.......

Don't like my driving? Make complaints to 1-800-eat****anddie

My child beat up your honor roll student.

badlandsrox
10-20-2006, 05:53 PM
"Got Silk?" on the back of an "Adult Toy Store" truck

DFSniper
10-21-2006, 07:27 AM
i saw one that had a peace sign and said "symbol of the american chicken"

Hossy
10-21-2006, 08:06 AM
My Kid can beat the hell out of your honor roll student

Driving a Hummer doesnt compensate (sp?) for having a small ****

Jimmyd24
10-21-2006, 08:20 AM
save the trees, wipe ur ass with an owl
and
i like lesbians