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claustrophobia9
05-03-2006, 05:34 PM
recently ive been trying to mess with people by signing emails with a fake job title at the end, i failed to find a generator on the internet to i came here, come up with some good job titles that get people's attention and make them shake their heads. here are some examples:

- David F.
...

...Director of Urinary Tract Inpection, City Mourge
...Specailist in Excorcism and the Paranormal
...Pet Detective


etc. but preferably something wierd.

big_daddy_d
05-03-2006, 05:42 PM
How about some Army job titles...

Laundry and bath specialist (phased out) = wash sheets all day
Petroleum Supply Specialist = pump gas

thegodfather
05-03-2006, 05:54 PM
i found a job generator http://www.robietherobot.com/jobtitle.htm

03TiburonGT
05-03-2006, 06:24 PM
Founder of PNZPA (Pedo-necro-zoo philes anonymous. People who like dead animal children...)

xtraking
05-03-2006, 06:28 PM
you have no life claus.

Recon by Fire
05-03-2006, 06:31 PM
Transverse Archelogist = Grave Digger

We always tell people we work for Wal-Mart as Shoppig Cart Reclamation Specialists.

claustrophobia9
05-03-2006, 06:51 PM
you have no life claus.
i keep people on their feet. without people like me life becomes monotonous. because of my oposite spectrum of actions to others' "active" actions (redundant much?) i offer the ability for you to distinguish between that which is in action and that which isn't.

btw godfather thanx for the link, its decnt but not quite as wierd as i need.

MatthewTheTheif
05-03-2006, 07:39 PM
haha, recon, thats great, i think my full job title is "Primary Front End Guest Experience Specialist" (cashier)

ok, how about "Medium To Extended Range Merchandise Logistics Transport Director" (long Haul trucker)

DFSniper
05-04-2006, 08:35 AM
found this in a PC mag: Bob's Butt-waxing Emporium

lol, some of the stuff reminded me of a HW asssingment i got today: Obscure 3 popular sayings. heres one:

The premature winged avian acquires the annelid

or

the early bird gets the worm

colonel_moo
05-04-2006, 11:04 AM
lol, some of the stuff reminded me of a HW asssingment i got today: Obscure 3 popular sayings. heres one:

The premature winged avian acquires the annelid

or

the early bird gets the worm

someone posted a long list of those once and we all tried to figure them out... good times.

WhatThaSmurf
05-04-2006, 12:26 PM
Manager of Recreational Hydration Sustainment - water boy

Recon by Fire
05-04-2006, 07:21 PM
Honest to God here, when I was at Ft. Bliss awaiting my free frequient flier trip to Iraq there was a guy there who told us he was a "Power Management Specialist". So we said "Oh, a generator mechanic!" LOL, he was upset then that we knew what his real job was.

claustrophobia9
05-04-2006, 07:32 PM
Manager for regional waste extraction (garbage man)?

rowdyroper2003
05-08-2006, 07:14 AM
Logistic Execution Systems Associate - my made up title to replace my actual title of Warehouse Associate...

Warnichek
05-08-2006, 07:19 AM
Volunteer Homo-Sapian Voltage Test Meter

Electric Chair Executionee

vikingshadow
05-08-2006, 07:41 AM
Receiver of acquired knowledge and Education Acquisitions = student

Victa_Balla
05-08-2006, 11:50 AM
Liquid Relieval Tech. He who gives enimas.

Warnichek
05-08-2006, 12:25 PM
Mobile Liquid & Solid Waste Retrieval Engineer

Roto Rooter Man

bungeye
05-08-2006, 08:39 PM
Petroleum Supply Specialist = pump gas

your close.

the correct term is
"Qualified Liquid Petroleum Transfer Technichen"

and

"Certified windsheld cleaner and degreser specilact" = window washer

Chris Cole
05-09-2006, 04:52 AM
I usually go with Stand-up Pihlosopher. I'll post my real job title later, which is more bizarre than anything that's been actually posted.

claustrophobia9
05-09-2006, 12:38 PM
Field Agent for the RWEA (Regional Waste Extraction Agengy) - garbage man

its a very prestigious job, and you had better respect it because i have friends in high places like john, hes an Metalic Recyclication(word?) Overseer and Controller (the the guy that works in the crane, get it? hes in a high spot)

Warnichek
05-10-2006, 08:48 AM
Climactic Change/Moisture Content Movement Analyst

Weather man

Chris Cole
05-10-2006, 11:20 AM
Customer Service Technical Support Representative II - which is normally listed as CUST SVC TECH SUPT REP II