3 word story

[NB_Hacker_NB]

I've started a few of these in the past. Some of them went as far as 200 pages but we'll see. If anyone doesn't know how to do this, all you do is type three words that go along with the three above you . I will start it.
(As for the character rule, just type something along with it.)

Today my mother

[Angel69]

got arrested for

[*EM1-Master*]

drop-kicking a

[ricochet08]

police officer when

[taurinic]

i was at

[colonel_moo]

work. i saw

[SnOoZ]

Michael Jackson and

[shunut]

Richard Simmons holding

[NB_Hacker_NB]

hands when I

[bamf-hacker]

had to sneeze

[Angel69]

but i had

[spydr]

stumbled upon this

[spydr]

thread for postwhores

[alk1979]

and decided to

[NB_Hacker_NB]

dance like a

[alk1979]

drunken elf that

[Tk-421]

only had half

[NB_Hacker_NB]

his body. Now

[Angel69]

my ***** has

[Cheat71]

twenty two cokes but I will

[alk1979]

only drink half

[NB_Hacker_NB]

of the ****

[phatphil]

because it sucks.

[thechubbss12]

Nobody knew why

[alk1979]

he ran away

[NB_Hacker_NB]

to his moms

[alk1979]

.Was it because

[ad0131065]

he was scared?

[NB_Hacker_NB]

He wanted some

[Cheat71]

fruity pebbles for his

[alk1979]

kangaroo named bob

[NB_Hacker_NB]

fruity pebbles for his

3 words

[Muddytaco]

who had a

[NB_Hacker_NB]

broke back mountain

[ooglieboogliebob]

dvd in his

[NB_Hacker_NB]

fanny pack. Paintball

[alk1979]

was on tv

[ad0131065]

and Dynasty was

[splater18]

owning everone but

[pman15]

xsv and dye

[MatthewTheTheif]

have three letters

[ooglieboogliebob]

so it's a

[NB_Hacker_NB]

tie. Ollie Lang

[ooglieboogliebob]

is one of

[alk1979]

the pro paintball

[NB_Hacker_NB]

retards that lick

[asiandude74]

paintballs for breakfast.

[marvin-martian]

Sometimes he even

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[alk1979]

smokes a stinky

[NB_Hacker_NB]

cigarette while he

[Nader]

does his warmups

[Santy]

. He dances to

[thechubbss12]

"Cant Touch This"

[marvin-martian]

in the shower

[NB_Hacker_NB]

while using his

[claustrophobia9]

funky oder as

[ooglieboogliebob]

a part of

[ad0131065]

his motivation. He

[druid]

learned that he

[alk1979]

always needs to

[NB_Hacker_NB]

use deoderant after

[marvin-martian]

ggrr...you beat me

[NB_Hacker_NB]

haha, sorry

[alk1979]

a hard day

[ooglieboogliebob]

of good work

[NB_Hacker_NB]

at the field.

[alk1979]

He never brushes

[G-Man!]

He never brushes
His grandma's mustache

[alk1979]

or beard because

[ooglieboogliebob]

it's just so

[alk1979]

dirty and it

[ooglieboogliebob]

seems to have

[big_daddy_d]

crap on it

[killerpinecone]

because he shot

[alk1979]

her with a

[big_daddy_d]

rusty nail gun

[killerpinecone]

that was bought

[marvin-martian]

for 200 dollars

[killerpinecone]

at a pawn

[ad0131065]

shop down the

[killerpinecone]

yellow brick road

[NB_Hacker_NB]

while the munchkins

[phatphil]

ate the moonpies.

[killerpinecone]

which killed them

[Nader]

and made them

[NB_Hacker_NB]

stink like a

[ooglieboogliebob]

piece of red

[killerpinecone]

blood on a

[alk1979]

skunks behind. Then

[killerpinecone]

chuck norris came

[ooglieboogliebob]

to be famous ... :dodgy:

[NB_Hacker_NB]

and broke its

[thechubbss12]

Brokeback Mountian DVD

[ad0131065]

which was gay.

[ooglieboogliebob]

So i went

[~shocktheman~]

dookie in his

[NB_Hacker_NB]

covers. His dad

[marvin-martian]

smelled something in

[ad0131065]

his room so

[ooglieboogliebob]

he spazzed out

[NB_Hacker_NB]

and slapped his

[killerpinecone]

face and his

[killerpinecone]

nose fell off

[ad0131065]

onto the floor

[ooglieboogliebob]

cuz he was

[killerpinecone]

really michael jackson

[ooglieboogliebob]

and he was

[ad0131065]

hiding from the

[pman15]

press and media

[NB_Hacker_NB]

while shoving a

[killerpinecone]

brokeback mountain dvd

[crimsonguard]

where the sun

[killerpinecone]

doesnt shine and

[ad0131065]

fled to neverland

[thechubbss12]

only to find

[WhatThaSmurf]

a very young

[crimsonguard]

little boy named

[Tk-421]

Sue. Who was

[paintmaster]

a little boy

[NB_Hacker_NB]

He played with

[paintmaster]

his 6-toed foot

[marvin-martian]

, which was altered

[ooglieboogliebob]

by some radiation

[WhatThaSmurf]

that came from

[NB_Hacker_NB]

a very long

[killerpinecone]

Brokeback Mountain DVD

[ooglieboogliebob]

Even though I

[ad0131065]

told him not

[paintmaster]

to speak up

[killerpinecone]

gay cowboys agian

[ooglieboogliebob]

, he did so

[thechubbss12]

Not knowig the

[ad0131065]

coyboys would try

[paintmaster]

to drop the soap

[NB_Hacker_NB]

into his crusty

[marvin-martian]

bathtub, he asked

[Nader]

for more bubbles

[ooglieboogliebob]

, so he could

[ad0131065]

have fun with

[paintmaster]

his yellow duck

[Tk-421]

that was from

[mv540]

Germany, and he

[marvin-martian]

did a backflip

[splater18]

on a trapoline

[paintmaster]

while eating a

[ad0131065]

chalupa and drinking

[ooglieboogliebob]

a mountain dew

[alk1979]

.He slipped on

[leed]

an ugly woman

[alk1979]

getting away from

[thechubbss12]

Batman and Robin

[ooglieboogliebob]

After all this

[Muddytaco]

the joker came

[ad0131065]

to destroy batman

[NB_Hacker_NB]

but asked Robin (Hi to evry btw)

[Tk-421]

if he was

[ooglieboogliebob]

going to be

[lugnut808]

going out tonight.

[thechubbss12]

Unfortunatly Poison Ivy

[NB_Hacker_NB]

ate his huge

[ooglieboogliebob]

head so they

[pman15]

threw his body

[marvin-martian]

in a pit

[ad0131065]

and coverd it

[ooglieboogliebob]

with some concrete.

[Tk-421]

so that the

[splater18]

boggie man wouldnt

[mv540]

move, so then

[NB_Hacker_NB]

the maggots covered

[pman15]

it with dynamite

[ooglieboogliebob]

and blew it

[WhatThaSmurf]

all to pieces

[ooglieboogliebob]

Then later on

[thechubbss12]

they found a

[marvin-martian]

raggity old man

[Tk-421]

with his hand

[marvin-martian]

clasping a flask

[Tk-421]

that was filled

[ooglieboogliebob]

with some ethenol

[splater18]

then he got

[mv540]

some more ethanol

[ooglieboogliebob]

and fell in

[pman15]

the world's biggest

[Ares]

spam thread evAr.

[pman15]

After that happened

[ooglieboogliebob]

he went to

[alk1979]

pack his suitcase

[pman15]

and catch a

[alk1979]

bus to pennsylvania

[pman15]

after that happend

[ooglieboogliebob]

he thought to

[WhatThaSmurf]

go to the

[alk1979]

old country buffet

[pman15]

to buy some

[mv540]

eggs, and then

[ooglieboogliebob]

go back to

[thechubbss12]

Texas, beacasue he

[TacTownKilla]

always wanted to

[alk1979]

be a ranger

[pman15]

that hugs trees

[ooglieboogliebob]

for enjoyable pleasure.

[TacTownKilla]

just like chuck...

[NB_Hacker_NB]

Norris. He kicks

[smakdacrak]

himself in the

[pman15]

the wrong spot

[Icedveins]

and likes it.

[ooglieboogliebob]

He Laughs Loud

[ricochet08]

until he notices

[marvin-martian]

his hair is

[NB_Hacker_NB]

on fire like (Hint...Hint...MJ!)

[killerpinecone]

micheal jackson's hemroids

[mv540]

then he goes

[ooglieboogliebob]

to his house

[big_daddy_d]

and kicks the

[pman15]

the door wide

[mv540]

To enter into

[pman15]

the kitchen to

[SpyderFan]

cook up some

[mv540]

While cocking he

[SparkyGT]

set fire to

[vwjimmy]

his nose and

[Hossy]

lost all of

[SparkyGT]

his sense of

[The Pink Panther]

child beauty for

[thechubbss12]

the looks of

[WhatThaSmurf]

a very old

[Hossy]

drunk, beaten and

[ooglieboogliebob]

raggity old man.

[SparkyGT]

Who then washed

[Hossy]

all of his

[mv540]

socks, and then

[newkid]

humped a big

[killerpinecone]

brokeback mountain creator

[newkid]

and then shoved

[newkid]

the creator's DVD

[newkid]

of brokeback mountain

[WhatThaSmurf]

right down his

[newkid]

little virus filled

[marvin-martian]

i thought this thread got locked or something...

[WhatThaSmurf]

no, people just stopped caring