View Full Version : What is the worst Christmas gift you have ever received?

12-25-2010, 06:36 AM
Come on let's hear it I know your eager to let it out. It could be anything from bad trips, socks, celery bubble gum, and a box of snuggle laundry freshner. Oh, and let's not forget the classic ugly Christmas sweater.

12-25-2010, 07:32 AM
Its hard for me to really say its the worse cause its the thought that counts. A few years back my friend was going through some rough time money wise and i got him a bunch of needed items. With no thoughts of wanting or expecting anything in return. But to my surprise a few days later he showed up a tmy house with a big box for me. So i opened it to find a used broken shop vacuum.
I did need a shop vac but one that worked would have been more helpful.
However the next year he was doing better and bought a brand new one for me!

12-25-2010, 07:35 AM
I got toilet paper one year

XSiv Force
12-25-2010, 08:15 AM
i got a wrapped box with nothing in it one year

12-25-2010, 08:16 AM
No sex on Christmas eve. Oh well, Im used to it so it isnt that bad.

12-25-2010, 08:17 AM
I really don't know, I typically don't ask for anything and am grateful for anything I receive. Remember Christmas isn't about receiving, its about giving...

12-25-2010, 08:58 AM
Um, a broken family?

12-25-2010, 09:59 AM
We all remember this Christmas classic from 2006, YouTube - Nintendo Sixty-FOOOOOOOOOOUR

Now this is what could happen when things don't go accordingly as planned, YouTube - Santa gives books? 'Pooh!' says 3-year old

12-25-2010, 10:08 AM
I got toilet paper one year

Talon, don't feel bad here is an inspirational quote for your tp.
"I've learned that life is like a roll of toilet paper, the closer you get to the end, the faster it goes!"
That's probably what they meant to say but could not find the words hence the toilet paper.

12-25-2010, 02:33 PM
Or they ment to say, your butt stinks...here you go

12-26-2010, 02:32 PM
I got a towel once which is weird.

12-27-2010, 07:20 AM
I got a towel once which is weird.

I got a complete set of Harley Davidson towells,hand towells and wash rags.I love them! But then again i'm a harley nut!!

12-27-2010, 07:30 AM
I got a Pole Dancer Alarm Clock this year. It plays music, flashes lights, and spins when the alarm goes off. Pretty tacky.

12-27-2010, 12:55 PM
I got a Pole Dancer Alarm Clock this year. It plays music, flashes lights, and spins when the alarm goes off. Pretty cool.

fixed lol

12-27-2010, 01:47 PM
Oh, it is absolutely hilarious, but extremely distasteful. I plan on making it the center piece of my next apartment, sitting right on the coffee table.

12-27-2010, 09:16 PM
Lot's of unusual gifts posted but I believe WhatTheSmurf takes the prize with the pole dancer alarm clock.

slim and shady
12-28-2010, 08:31 PM
Well every year my sister inlaw trys to outdo herself from the previouse year. Last year she got me a large glass boat. This year I received from her a mixed box that included, a open bottle of spiced ketchup, a variaty of plum sauce and katchup packets from Mcdonalds as well as a tiny opened bag of doritos chips. To top it of an old hat she found at work :P

It should be noted though this is done as a gag so it probably doesnt fit the criteria of worst gift.