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pntballer5634
04-10-2009, 05:26 PM
yea, read the title. put ur jokes here. il go first,
how do you stop an unstopable force... an imoveable rock

ferret15
04-10-2009, 05:29 PM
wow... that was not even remotely funny


So a women was hit by a car who's fault is it?

the drivers, why is he driving in the kitchen?

pntballer5634
04-10-2009, 05:31 PM
that was worse, and it wasn't supposed to be funny it was dumn. what has green skin and three balls?
E.T. the extra-testicle

DFSniper
04-10-2009, 05:45 PM
ferret. its the woman's fault because she was OUT of the kitchen...

marvin-martian
04-10-2009, 05:45 PM
womens rights

pntballer5634
04-10-2009, 05:49 PM
a dumb person once told me,
"we could take away sexism if women didn't have rites"
my response was
"do me a favor, tell me what it smells like on the bottom of your pool"

pntballer5634
04-10-2009, 05:53 PM
:headbrick:

marvin-martian
04-10-2009, 05:56 PM
:headbrick:

tell me about it

pntballer5634
04-10-2009, 06:01 PM
:nutkick: :smash: :cussing: :whackhead: :slap: :spank: :punch: :tonofbricks: :fishhead: :cussing:

i think that sums up how i felt about him.

kramernator
04-10-2009, 08:48 PM
oh, boy not this again!!!!

the chuck norris thread (http://www.spyder.tv/forums/showthread.php?t=16863&highlight=chuck+norris)

ferret15
04-11-2009, 07:55 AM
ferret. its the woman's fault because she was OUT of the kitchen...

lol yeah! the other half of the joke!

and too the rest of you guys not enjoying the jokes,

you are putting the pussie on the pedastol!