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Hoppy11
12-24-2008, 09:13 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!!!


So whatcha all get?

DFSniper
12-24-2008, 09:17 PM
dammit hopps, i was gonna make a thread :(


'Twas the night before Christmas and all through the house,
not a creature was stirring, 'cept Johnny DeLouse.
He polished his gun and topped his Halo agitator,
awaiting old Santa, who'd be by a bit later.

A cruel trick Santa played on past Christmas day,
when he left poor Johnny a cheap old Stingray.
He worked through the summer as a grocery shelf stocker,
and he saved and he saved for an Eclipse Autococker.

He awaited St. Nick in a tactical crouch,
his jersey matched perfect his mom's brand new couch.
His red dot cast eerie a glow on the place,
as he waited for Santa to show his fat face.

When out on the roof there arose such a clatter,
that Johnny got ready for Santa to splatter.
He pulled down his Profiler and chambered a ball,
'cause Santa was here, and was fixing to call.

Now Santa's no dummy, he has intuition,
he took down the chimney his own ammunition.
He wore an Invision and sported a Mag,
A case of Evil tucked down his bag.

The volleys which followed were more than just fair;
the paintballs collided in the midst of the air.
Johnny dove for new cover, and Santa moved too,
the place would be wrecked before they were through.

As their hoppers went empty and their shooting did quit,
Johnny wiped off his goggles, he couldn't see ****.
Old Santa was crouching on one ancient knee,
and stacking the presents under the tree.

Johnny was aiming to shoot at him more,
when the sight in his sights made his jaw hit the floor.
Santa ignored him; in his eye was a glisten,
as he laid out for Johnny a nitrogen system.

Santa went up the chimney as quick as he'd come.
He left Johnny dripping paint, and emotionally numb.
He'd ambushed old Santa and was now feeling mean,
but Santa laughed last, he left him to clean.

Johnny straightened the stockings and he wiped up the paint.
He cleaned until morning, he thought he might faint.
Santa's an awesome player, he thought in his head,
as he trudged to his bedroom and into his bed.

Don't wait up for Santa on this Christmas Eve,
that jolly old fat guy has a trick up his sleeve.
If you've revenge in your eye like Johnny DeLouse,
you'll only get spanked and end up cleaning the house.

marvin-martian
12-24-2008, 09:19 PM
Merry Christmas! So far ive gotten one ex girlfriend. And i never really gave anyone a list, so i dont know what im getting.

Hossy
12-24-2008, 09:40 PM
So far ive gotten:
-50 Dollar Gift Card to Best Buy.

Ill update this later if I feel like it.

oldironmudder
12-24-2008, 09:58 PM
Merry Christmas KUSA/SOC members from the 'mudder family (James, Tamara, Jeff, Lady the dog, Mama dog & Allie the dog).

DRAGON
12-24-2008, 11:33 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!!!


So whatcha all get?

http://i43.photobucket.com/albums/e356/dbn71mgd/santacoal.jpg

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Modded-Like-Hell
12-24-2008, 11:53 PM
Lmao

especiialypsycho
12-25-2008, 12:00 AM
happy holidays merry xmas

phatphil
12-25-2008, 12:17 AM
Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays SOC!

TheDarkShadow
12-25-2008, 12:39 AM
Merry Christmas! I got a chrono, an empire hoody and flexfit hat, a digicamo shirt, Maddman Spring Kit, Magna port valve, AC/DC guitar song book, a Lynard Skynard T-shirt an hoody... that's all the good stuff

Critical
12-25-2008, 03:08 AM
Went over to my Mother-in-Law's last night, and then to my wife's family's for dinner. So far, here's my tally:

keyboard cover for my MacBook
2GB RAM upgrade for same computer
button down shirt
couple pounds of cashews
Hollywood Undead CD
Street Kings DVD
Magna clutch drive upgrade kit for my Halo

I'm getting ready to throw the family in the car and drive to see my side of the family and a few others from my wife's side. By the time it's over, we'll have hit 3-4 stops, driven just over 300 miles, and we'll probably get home about 8-9pm tonight.

RSX99
12-25-2008, 05:53 AM
Merry Christmas doodz.

DFSniper
12-25-2008, 06:36 AM
i got a 129 piece black and decker tool set and the complete calvin and hobbes collection. no paintball money though :(

durrell
12-25-2008, 08:19 AM
I got all clothes except 50 bucks and a screwdriver set from my parents.

I also got 20 dollars a piece from my siblings and then 10 from my grandparents and a 15 dollar giftcard from my cousin.

Hoppy11
12-25-2008, 09:54 AM
I got shampoo, candy, a couple new oven mitts, a picture frame with me driving our boat, me slalom, and me sea dooing. I really like the picture because anyone on here knows that is my life during the summer, and really all year. Def going on my wall at my apartment.

Oh yeah, and I got a 400 dollar 4 day all inclusive ski trip. :D

ferret15
12-25-2008, 10:16 AM
merry christmas everybody.

i got socks... and a Flannel shirt! :D oh yeah and 150 in cash and 50 bestbest buy and i bought my self a a drill press adapter yesterday for the dremmel :D

and of course because i know me the best. i made myself one hot VS2:D


Now time for. Turrkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

druid
12-25-2008, 10:28 AM
I got.........PICS! lol....

I got this for my Kilt making endeavors...for OK DDay.....lol
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/100_4416.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/100_4417.jpg

Grinch Boxers
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/100_4418.jpg

This is called a record. It's a nylon disc with grooves cut into it. The recording is imbedded into that groove and is played on a thing called a record player - or turntable :D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/100_4421.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/100_4419.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v388/druidsdecendant/100_4420.jpg

This particular record, made in 1979, is almost impossible to find. The group named on the album face had licensing problems and all these records were pulled off the shelves - never to be sold again. My wife has known about my desire to own this album since we met, over 20 years ago. It's in FANTASTIC condition and sounds better than a CD :D

DFSniper
12-25-2008, 11:05 AM
wow, just wow.

1) coming from anyone other than you, getting a sewing machine for a present wouldve been awkward...
2) my mom got my dad a pair of A Christmas Story boxers :p
3) so are you planning on becoming a DJ with that "record" (whatever that is...:rolleyes:) my mom has a Best of the Beatles 1962-1965 record, a Queen live record, and Scorpions Love at First Sting record.

druid
12-25-2008, 11:14 AM
wow, just wow.

1) coming from anyone other than you, getting a sewing machine for a present wouldve been awkward...
2) my mom got my dad a pair of A Christmas Story boxers :p
3) so are you planning on becoming a DJ with that "record" (whatever that is...:rolleyes:) my mom has a Best of the Beatles 1962-1965 record, a Queen live record, and Scorpions Love at First Sting record.

LOL....
1. Yes I know. Awesome....aren't I?
2. I hate that movie..
3. Nope. This is an OLD Celtic music record....just so happens though, that the guy that owns the property our renegade field is on IS a DJ......and can turn it onto a CD for me to play in the car :D

SpyderMan723
12-25-2008, 01:54 PM
merry christmas errrybody!

i got an 8gb zune and a buttload of dollhairs

bamf-hacker
12-25-2008, 05:18 PM
Happy Holidays Everyone...

Got a few shirts but the best was the very happy Wife and Kids!!!

vikingshadow
12-25-2008, 06:05 PM
Merry Christmas!

Um, I got a pull bar/claw from my dad and a picture of me crossing the plate and being high fived by Derek Jeter and A-Rod after my one and only homerun with the Yankees from my wife. Pardon the bad pic - I scanned it on our old scanner and the pic was really too big for it. I needed it to be 1480 X whatever...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v402/vikingshadow/homerunpic.jpg

Oh, and I bought Left 4 Dead for myself.

I also got to see my youngest daughter's face when she got her first cell phone, my oldest daughter's face when she got her Pantec Matrix, and both their faces when they opened up their Xbox! That was really, really, REALLY cool!

Oh, then I got to listen to them yell at each other while playing it. Good times. :rolleyes:

Hoppy11
12-25-2008, 06:12 PM
Bamf, what did the wifey and the kids get?

I also got an amazing dinner with honey spiral ham as the main dish that I now have so many left overs its awesome!

Hossy
12-25-2008, 06:44 PM
Bamf, what did the wifey and the kids get?

I also got an amazing dinner with honey spiral ham as the main dish that I now have so many left overs its awesome!


Ham is DELICIOUS. I had some today as well.
Oh, leftovers are another great perk of holidays. I love them.

UKwithPride
12-25-2008, 06:56 PM
I got a few shirts, a jacket, a sweater, a new Creative Fatal1ty headset, some new plugs(earrings), and The Alchemy Index Volume 3 and 4 by Thrice.

DFSniper
12-25-2008, 07:57 PM
i kicked my brother off Guitar Hero 3 so i could play his copy of Kingdom Hearts 2 for 8 hours (yes, i know its been out for a while...).

family watched Dark Knight and right now they're watching Wall-e. im about to sit back and chill with:
http://static.flickr.com/28/59477112_82ef4e8fb3.jpg
(not my image...)

especiialypsycho
12-25-2008, 08:30 PM
Thats cool. I like Calvin and hobbs, pretty funny comic

Drefish99
12-25-2008, 09:31 PM
Merry Christmas all. Hope all you had a safe and great time spending with family and people close to you.

RSX99
12-26-2008, 04:05 PM
I mostly received some cash and clothes but I did score this from my wifey...

http://i26.photobucket.com/albums/c150/myrez99/Ballin/001.jpg

I have to transfer all my gear from my Husky tool bag now..lol. She also snagged me a sweet Shelby history poster that I'll take pix of when I unravel it.

TheDarkShadow
12-26-2008, 09:18 PM
2. I hate that movie..

QFT, that movie is awsome

xsvly-fat
12-27-2008, 08:25 PM
Family got a Wii, then I got some nice ski pants, some movies, and money, maybe other stuff but I forget haha.