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claustrophobia9
02-23-2006, 04:22 PM
if youve seen foxworthy's you might be a redneck, mimic that, but the new topic is "you know your equipment sucks when..." this was inspired by a post i saw on pbn... here it is to start it off:

ykyesw (you know your equipment sucks when) "instructions in the manual say:
1: open box
2: lift
3: place in garbage"

vikingshadow
02-23-2006, 04:45 PM
You know your equipment sucks when you pull your trigger and the gun coughs....

You know your equipment sucks when your pack says "Little Tykes Big Boy Handy Helper Tool Kit" on the belt, which you hold up with rainbow suspenders...

You know your equipment sucks when your speedball pants are GI Joe pajamas with the snap enclosure....

ZippyWilikens286
02-23-2006, 04:57 PM
You know your equipment sucks when you can throw a paintball further than your gun shoots.

You know your equipment sucks when you break more paint in the gun then on your opponent.

You know your equipment sucks when you get frostbite from shooting too fast with CO2

durrell
02-23-2006, 05:02 PM
You know your equipment sucks when you have no equipment. :(

TacTownKilla
02-23-2006, 05:14 PM
You know your equipment sucks when you have no equipment. :(

You know your equipment sucks when you didnt buy it from durrell:dodgy:

durrell
02-23-2006, 05:17 PM
You know your equipment sucks when you didnt buy it from durrell:dodgy:

FTW! :nododgy:

vikingshadow
02-23-2006, 05:20 PM
Someone's going for the discount! LOL!

ZippyWilikens286
02-23-2006, 05:24 PM
You know your equipment sucks when you have to pay someone to take it.

You know your equipment sucks when you can't even hit your own foot from 12in away.

You know your equipment sucks when your mask fogs up before you even put it on

druid
02-23-2006, 08:30 PM
ykyesw...a gravity loader feeds too fast for the marker
ykyesw...you reach the 50 before the paint you just shot
ykyesw...that bush just bunkered you

Nader
02-23-2006, 09:51 PM
your equipment sucks when you hold your gravity feed on with duct tape.

your equipment sucks when your outfit is your scrubs.

DFSniper
02-24-2006, 09:27 AM
you know your equipment sucks when your gun is held together with duct tape and wood screws.

you know your equipment sucks when the bolt goes through the ball (been there, done that)

you know your equipment sucks when your friend tells you to get a tippmann as your next gun because its "super upgradeable" (happened today during chemistry when i told him i was getting an ion... hes a freaking noob, he owns a blade and his middle school brother has an xtra)

03TiburonGT
02-24-2006, 09:29 AM
you know your equipment sucks when people tell you to buy a brass eagle because its better quality than what you have now.

colonel_moo
02-24-2006, 09:55 AM
you know your equipment sucks when the qualifications for your new gun include "it cant be made of plastic."

TheTownIdiot
02-24-2006, 10:47 AM
You know your equiptment sucks when you walk on to the field with 6 extra pods and only your hopper still has paint when the game starts.

You know your eqiuptment sucks when... people ask where got your gear, and you reply "I found it in the dumpster in the ally behind my house".

big_daddy_d
02-24-2006, 12:35 PM
You know your equipment sucks when 10 year old newbs with rentals start laughing and PWN you... (seen a tourney player pwned bye a newb with rental)

Warnichek
02-24-2006, 12:41 PM
ykyesw....you buy a drink from the proshop and use the empty container as a pod
ykyesw....you leave you paint in the sun so it will swell to keep it from rolling out of the barrel.

NB_Hacker_NB
02-24-2006, 01:06 PM
ykyesw...it isnt from Kingman.

03TiburonGT
02-24-2006, 01:34 PM
ykyesw...it isnt from Kingman.

still going for the discount?

NB_Hacker_NB
02-24-2006, 01:39 PM
wat discount