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marvin-martian
04-16-2008, 12:14 PM
so i recently found out that i really really really want a pet polar bear cub. who can help me obtain one?
http://www.nuernberg.de/imperia/md/images/internet/2bm/eisbaer/baby_080310.jpg
http://www.nuernberg.de/imperia/md/images/internet/2bm/eisbaer/geburtstagsknochen.jpg
http://images.livescience.com/images/080410-polar-bear-04.jpg
http://www.nuernberg.de/imperia/md/images/internet/2bm/eisbaer/baby_080409.jpg
http://www.nuernberg.de/imperia/md/images/internet/2bm/eisbaer/schwimmen.jpg

now assist me!

colonel_moo
04-16-2008, 12:16 PM
Umm, I don't think you've thought this through... what happens when you end up with a full grown bear living in your house? haha

marvin-martian
04-16-2008, 12:19 PM
a full grown bear in my back yard you mean? he would love me for being his father. how sweet would it be to have a bear? come on. i would just have to figure out how to feed it and take care of his fur since hes meant to live in the arctic, not virginia beach.

spray and pray
04-16-2008, 12:22 PM
he looks so viscious. I'm afraid. :dodgy:

irishwarrior
04-16-2008, 12:22 PM
Buy fish from Costco and build a HUGE swimming pool in your backyard/house.

DFSniper
04-16-2008, 01:02 PM
i'm with marv, that would be sweet!

HelpDeskHustler
04-16-2008, 01:26 PM
http://www.igpp.ucsd.edu/ne/2005/11/images/henkart_4.jpg
you, a few years after you "obtain" a polar bear

spray and pray
04-16-2008, 01:30 PM
and I don't think you would want that.....

marvin-martian
04-16-2008, 01:33 PM
you, a few years after you "obtain" a polar bear

or that would be the person who breaks into my house

HelpDeskHustler
04-16-2008, 02:51 PM
so i recently found out that i really really really want a pet polar bear cub. who can help be obtain one?I know dre had a fit about spelling/grammar nazis and ordinarily I might leave this alone, but after our aim chat and me seeing how much effort you went through to fix your previous spelling error of "neen" to "need" I figured you might find this bolding ironic.

TheDarkShadow
04-16-2008, 03:50 PM
sounds like fun, but why not just get a dog, less mantainance, cheaper to feed, plus you are less likely to get killed/mauled by a dog

tater_salad
04-16-2008, 04:29 PM
sounds like fun, but why not just get a dog, less mantainance, cheaper to feed, plus you are less likely to get killed/mauled by a dog

Everybody has a dog.:rolleyes:

marvin-martian
04-16-2008, 04:42 PM
sounds like fun, but why not just get a dog, less mantainance, cheaper to feed, plus you are less likely to get killed/mauled by a dog

because its a bear, therefore it is way more awesome than a dog.

spray and pray
04-16-2008, 04:46 PM
Yeah. And you can teach the bear commands that you can't teach dogs. You can tell the bear to go consume the neighbors who throw parties everynight. But a dog can't do that so marv does have a point. And besides, who said getting mauled by a bear isn't fun? :dodgy:

marvin-martian
04-16-2008, 04:52 PM
guys. he isnt going to maul me. ill be his father.

spray and pray
04-16-2008, 04:59 PM
guys. he isnt going to maul me. ill be his father.


don't worry, he will just maul your corpse.

vikingshadow
04-16-2008, 05:04 PM
sounds like fun, but why not just get a dog, less mantainance, cheaper to feed, plus you are less likely to get killed/mauled by a dog
You're right. Dogs are less maintenance and cheap to feed, so you can get lots of them to feed them to the bear...

Everybody has a dog.:rolleyes:
Endless supply of bear food!

because its a bear, therefore it is way more awesome than a dog.
It could moonlight in a circus, and you could get in for free, and get all the circus frea, erhm, chicks you ever wanted!

marvin-martian
04-16-2008, 05:13 PM
i knew vike would know whats up

vikingshadow
04-16-2008, 05:44 PM
;)

I got ya covered!

I think maybe you should also get a moose. Talk about two of the best pets in your neighborhood! You could ride it to school!

Team Ramrod
04-16-2008, 05:57 PM
i have connections.... pm on the way :dodgy:

oh! cash up front :nondodgy:

TheDarkShadow
04-16-2008, 06:14 PM
no, no get a cheetah, cheetahs are BA

vikingshadow
04-16-2008, 06:36 PM
Nah, cheetahs are too short and skinny - a moose will actually MOVE traffic out of the way!

But, if you get one of those, ya gotta get a lemur or a tamarin to hang from the antlers...and lowride that son of a gun!

Maxx-Damage
04-16-2008, 08:22 PM
Tucan>Llama>Lenur>Moose>Polar Bear>Dog>Cheetah

Using this as a base, id say the tucan owns the bear and moose...

Team Ramrod
04-16-2008, 08:57 PM
i dunno. I've always wanted to put a saddle on a giraffe and ride it down a busy street. Irrational? maybe. does that even come close to changing my mind? hells no

MVS1
04-16-2008, 09:14 PM
I want a wolverine...one mean,nasty badass that I can sick on my neighbors when their kids leave their **** in my yard!!! My golden retreiver just isn't cutting it :D

marvin-martian
04-17-2008, 06:12 AM
Tucan>Llama>Lenur>Moose>Polar Bear>Dog>Cheetah

Using this as a base, id say the tucan owns the bear and moose...

a tucan? come one. lame. you wont get any fruit loops, so dont even try. llamas are overplayed and stupid. lemurs just dont cut it. a moose isnt near as cool as i would want as a baby or even an adult. just look at the pics in my op. that cant be beat.

Maxx-Damage
04-17-2008, 06:47 AM
fine. I have one last suggestion for a pet. A Tazmanian Devil. Their just awesome!

irishwarrior
04-17-2008, 10:42 AM
Get a rhino! It's literally a living tank, small caliber rounds won't penetrate their skin, for gosh sake!

marvin-martian
04-17-2008, 10:47 AM
but will a rhino be fun to play with?

irishwarrior
04-17-2008, 10:52 AM
Definitely, short eye-sight+bad temper=interesting. Also, how many people have rhinos, you could just move cars out of the way if you're stuck in traffic and if someone pisses you off, you have a rhino.

VS3 Sniper
04-17-2008, 11:53 AM
Wouldn't u need to get an exotic animal license/permit? To warn ppl that u have A GIANT BEAR in ur backyard.

HelpDeskHustler
04-17-2008, 11:55 AM
Moose (I think that's plural) aren't very smart. I hear a level 30 feign death works on them.

marvin-martian
04-17-2008, 11:55 AM
what the government doesnt know wont hurt them...

spray and pray
04-17-2008, 12:03 PM
or as chris walken says. It's my wife. For all of you that have seen the best of chris walken you know what I mean.

vikingshadow
04-17-2008, 12:29 PM
Moose (I think that's plural) aren't very smart. I hear a level 30 feign death works on them.

Even better - just convince it you already fed it and as it starves, it'll get meaner and meaner. Eventually, when you ride it down the street you'll have a badass medivel war moose to run over the screaming little sidewalk monkeys!

I'd take one of those over a cuddly little bear any day...

HelpDeskHustler
04-17-2008, 01:05 PM
I don't know if you guys remember this, so I'll cite my reference. http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/12/05/boy-attacked-by-moose-feigns-death-thanks-wow/

marvin-martian
04-17-2008, 01:42 PM
Even better - just convince it you already fed it and as it starves, it'll get meaner and meaner. Eventually, when you ride it down the street you'll have a badass medivel war moose to run over the screaming little sidewalk monkeys!

I'd take one of those over a cuddly little bear any day...

but...as you starve it, wouldnt it get weaker?

HelpDeskHustler
04-17-2008, 01:44 PM
Charizard hurt itself in confusion, but that didn't stop me from killing Agatha's Gengar.

DFSniper
04-17-2008, 01:59 PM
haha, high-level confusion is overrated...

I don't know if you guys remember this, so I'll cite my reference. http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/12/05/boy-attacked-by-moose-feigns-death-thanks-wow/

i remembered...

vikingshadow
04-17-2008, 02:14 PM
but...as you starve it, wouldnt it get weaker?

Sure. But that's part of the fun. You can feed it to the polar bear, then go find another moose!

DFSniper
04-17-2008, 03:00 PM
or, i could just catch you a deer! i snuck up on one one night next to my house, but somehow the battery door to the camera came open and corrupted all the pics on the memory stick :(

TheDarkShadow
04-17-2008, 06:52 PM
I don't know if you guys remember this, so I'll cite my reference. http://www.wowinsider.com/2007/12/05/boy-attacked-by-moose-feigns-death-thanks-wow/

lol I remember, get an ostrich and break it to ride