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DFSniper
03-12-2008, 10:14 AM
You would think that flipping burgers and making sandwiches for 30 hours a week would cause me to NOT want to make sandwiches on my day off, but alas, I got hungry after seeing a picture of a friend with a giant club sandwich, so I decided to make my own and share it.

Tools/ingredients:
bread (your choice)
1 butter knife
1 cutting knife
butter
pepperoni slices
sandwich meat (your choice)
cheese (your choice)
leaf lettuce
sliced tomatoes
mayonnaise

First, butter the bottom slice of bread and add a layer or two of pepperoni.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/DFSniper/SANY0019.jpg

Then, add your cheese and lettuce. I prefer Muenster cheese, but you can use whatever you want. Also, now would be a good time to add mayonnaise to the crown of your sandwich so you don't have to do it later.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/DFSniper/SANY0022.jpg

Now, add your sliced tomatoes. We were out of regular tomatoes, so I had to use grape tomatoes.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/DFSniper/SANY0023.jpg

Then, add your sandwich meat. The only thing I had was bologna, but if I had a choice I would have used roast beef!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/DFSniper/SANY0024.jpg

Add another layer of cheese and lettuce, put it all together, and ENJOY!
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v111/DFSniper/SANY0026.jpg

For extra flavor, throw another layer of pepperoni on after the sandwich meat.

leed
03-12-2008, 10:23 AM
Mmmm. You should try that with Pesto instead of Mayonnaise.. o:

marvin-martian
03-12-2008, 10:27 AM
Tools/ingredients:
bread (your choice)
1 butter knife
1 cutting knife
butter
pepperoni slices
sandwich meat (your choice)
cheese (your choice)
leaf lettuce
sliced tomatoes
mayonnaise

wrong.

you need that parmesan/herb bread from subway. then add ham, turkey, bacon, and pepperoni. then add on american, provolone and pepperjack cheese. after this you top with lettuce. and thats all you need to do to make a perfect sammich.

Hoppy11
03-12-2008, 10:29 AM
You must be bored. Why arent you in school?

DFSniper
03-12-2008, 10:36 AM
leed, marv: i'll keep that in mind for next time.

hopps, i could ask you the same thing, but i'm assuming you're on spring break already. my last class this morning was a geology lab test, so i got out around noon. usually my classes only last til 12:30 or 1:15, depending on the day of the week.

bamf-hacker
03-12-2008, 10:56 AM
The sammich the BAMF way:


1- Get hungry (easy since I am always hungry)
2- Grab Wallet and money clip
3- Grab Truck keys
4- Ask Wife if she is hungry
5- Get paper to write down wife's order (messing it up ruins the sammich)
6- Get in truck and drive to sub shop.
7- Buy subs and double check the wife's (remember ruining it is bad for the sammich)
8- Drive home and pray they did not mess up the Wife's order.
9- Get home, hug and kiss the wife and hand her the bag (with fingers crossed)
10- Gets plates and help wife put sammichs on them.
11- If wife's order is good
a- Eat sammichs and be merry
If wife's order is bad
b- Get an ear full about how the sub shop workers are incompetant, and hope you dont need to go back to the sub shop.

12- wait 3 hours and start process again :)

Maxx-Damage
03-12-2008, 11:04 AM
My process...

1. Get back from school , ill just skip the boring 1-100 steps...
2. Wash hands
3. Get a plate, bread, roast beef, and 3 slices of velveta
4. Put 2 pieces of bread on the plate
5. Put as much roast beef on bread as i/you want
6. Put the cheese on it
7. Put the top of the sandwhitch on the plate
8. Put the plate in the microwave for 18sec
9. Then another 15 if the cheese didnt melt..
10. Take out of microwave
11. Put top piece of bread on the sandwitch
12. Enjoy a good meal with Root Beer(Jones or Barq's...)

HelpDeskHustler
03-12-2008, 12:15 PM
EW. seriously mayo and bologna are gross. I can deal with tomatoes even though I really don't like tomatoes, but mayo and bologna cross the line.

TheRedBarron
03-12-2008, 12:25 PM
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v328/xxximyourfatexxx/Sammich2.jpg

Cmon... you can do better than that.

White Bread
White American Cheese (Cabot Brand)
Shaved Honey Ham (Hormel Brand)
Shaved Smoked Turkey Breast (Pepperidge farms)
Shaved Genoa Salami (Genoa brand)
Green Peppers sliced very thin
Medium Red Peppers sliced very thin
Regular Tomato sliced very thin
Red Onion (spicy) shaved
Sandwich Slice Kosher Dill Pickles
Pepper salt and chopped red pepper

DFSniper
03-12-2008, 12:34 PM
someones got a lot of free time :D my fridge was almost out of sandwich food, so i had to make due with what i had.

spydaowner111452
03-12-2008, 12:36 PM
My sandwich


Sub bread
boars head golden roasted turkey
Mozzerela cheese
Bacon


That's good but I normally don't have that.

DFSniper
03-12-2008, 12:36 PM
see, thats the one thing that upset me: we're out of bacon :(

spray and pray
03-12-2008, 12:40 PM
I just like a nice and easy quizonos roast beef sub...

marvin-martian
03-12-2008, 12:40 PM
haha, i remember that matt!

HelpDeskHustler
03-12-2008, 12:50 PM
what's on the bread? it looks like you owned it with garlic sauce or Italian dressing.

Best sandwhich I've ever had was at some sandich place on OU's campus. Russian Roast Beef sandwhich. MMM.

king-man
03-12-2008, 01:07 PM
Damn it now im hungry

TheRedBarron
03-12-2008, 01:07 PM
Italian seasoning with a little Sams sandwich oil.

xsgmike66x
03-12-2008, 01:08 PM
hmmm:
roll
olive oil
oregnel
sweet bell pepers
lettuce
tomato
pickles
ham cap
ham
salami
American cheese
provolone cheese

i think thats it....i get back to you if i forgot something...but man im starving now thinking of that...

DFSniper
03-12-2008, 01:08 PM
Best sandwhich I've ever had was at some sandich place on OU's campus. Russian Roast Beef sandwhich. MMM.

ever had an ostrich sandwich? mmm mmm tasty!

bamf-hacker
03-12-2008, 01:58 PM
If I remember correctly Barron, Shanna's sammich beat out yours :)

STRIKEFIRST
03-12-2008, 02:38 PM
Boars Head...is the best by far!

:waytogo:

TheDarkShadow
03-12-2008, 05:01 PM
this thread makes me drool

vikingshadow
03-12-2008, 05:35 PM
Psh, amatuers.

A Little Piece of Heaven Sandwich:

Good looking girl on the left. Good looking girl on the right. Me in the middle. Holding a CHEESEBURGER.

DFSniper
03-12-2008, 05:42 PM
vike wins, but make that a quarter pounder :mcdonplus:

Hoppy11
03-12-2008, 05:45 PM
Does anyone on these boards have social lives or any life anymore? ;)

VS3 Sniper
03-12-2008, 05:46 PM
^ hahaha nope paintball has almost consumed my entire life.

TheRedBarron
03-12-2008, 06:39 PM
If I remember correctly Barron, Shanna's sammich beat out yours :)

That is Shannas sammich :p

vikingshadow
03-12-2008, 06:43 PM
Does anyone on these boards have social lives or any life anymore? ;)

Let's see -

all social activities (except school related) on hold since children entered school....check

life - on hold until summer....check

In answer to your question, that would be a giant "NO" from me. Assuming that I had one to begin with. :(

king-man
03-12-2008, 06:44 PM
Love BAMF!!!
follow the rules or I will ban you
Mwuahaha
AHH! SEIZURE
anyways, no who needs a social life

HelpDeskHustler
03-13-2008, 12:12 PM
If there's a picture in vike's post, it's broken for me.

marvin-martian
03-13-2008, 12:19 PM
no pic. but i would like for him to edit one in there...

vikingshadow
03-13-2008, 04:27 PM
hehehe, I might be able to accomodate - I'd have to look through the old ones for one that would be appropriate. College was soooooo much fun for me!

HelpDeskHustler
03-13-2008, 05:46 PM
You took pictures of sandwiches in college? Sounds like a blast :dodgy:

DFSniper
03-13-2008, 05:49 PM
of course, what else is an education major going to do in his spare time???? he was getting a head start on that whole "everyone knows teachers don't have lives" thing...

HelpDeskHustler
03-13-2008, 06:14 PM
FACT: if your teachers tells you about what they do outside of school they will always say something unusual/unexpected/weird.

TheDarkShadow
03-13-2008, 06:16 PM
FACT: if your teachers tells you about what they do outside of school they will always say something unusual/unexpected/weird.

^^^ AGREED my math teacher, weirdest person I know, she's also a hillbilly^^^

HelpDeskHustler
03-13-2008, 06:19 PM
Not to venture off the subject too far: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=utU174w_LV0 but this person was a teacher from my gradeschool... thankfully I was grades ahead before he even started teaching there.


And on subject: I made a roast beef w/ itialian dressing today. It was pretty good. No pics. :(

TheDarkShadow
03-13-2008, 06:23 PM
wow, I hate those people, they should get there manhood taken away from them imo

vikingshadow
03-13-2008, 07:37 PM
You should see people's faces when I tell them I play paintball...it's sort of a mixture between "You're kidding, right?", "Aren't you a little old?", "Wait, wut?" and "What in the world is a TEACHER doing playing a sport if you aren't a coach?" Then I tell them I play in tournaments, and it's a look that's not easy to describe...

Then, when the old gang gets together, the wives all look at us with that look that's a mixture of, "You're kidding, right?", "Wait, wut?" and "What in the world am I married to a bozo like you?"

The average person isn't ready to accept a teacher - the person who sees their child more hours in the day than they do - who has a life outside the classroom...

DFSniper
03-13-2008, 07:55 PM
my HS physics teacher plays guitar in a panamanian band (he lives in the netherlands right now), builds guitars, and is one of the coolest people ive ever met! oh, he used to play paintball and airsoft with his brothers when he was younger! i had a video productions teacher who works as a farmhand somewhere in the northwest during the summer, and he's old, he's a 'nam vet! and my vice principle builds and sells boats. lets just say i came from a pretty crazy school, but i wouldnt trade it for anything!

marvin-martian
03-14-2008, 06:40 AM
my oceanography teacher last year used to cage fight.

Ace24
03-14-2008, 08:37 AM
wrong.

you need that parmesan/herb bread from subway. then add ham, turkey, bacon, and pepperoni. then add on american, provolone and pepperjack cheese. after this you top with lettuce. and thats all you need to do to make a perfect sammich.

I LOVE peperjack cheese.

LostCause
03-14-2008, 09:15 AM
instead of mayo i put BBQ sauce :D

TheDarkShadow
03-15-2008, 07:38 PM
BBQ sauce? instead of mayo? if i dont have mayo I use ranch... I <3 ranch