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[spray and pray]

Well I saw this on ionowners and it made me laugh. I figured why not start one here? Ok this is completely pointless. Write four words to continue the story.

Rules
Please don't post unless you have the four words to continue the story.
Try to make it funny, not perverted.
That's about it.


To start it off

I saw a man



EDIT
Do not turn this into the one on pbn. It was closed in minutes.

EDIT x TRB No more than 3 posts in this thread per day per person. Thank you.

[TheDarkShadow]

who ate some grass

[spray and pray]

He became very high

[bigred76]

on the natural vitamins.


Note: keep this clean so it doesn't get locked!

[spray and pray]

He grabbed a pineapple

[XSiv Force]

and threw it at

[Ace24]

a rabid wombat.

[spray and pray]

He grabbed your marker

[fatkidfrompbaz]

and started to yell

[spray and pray]

Paris Hilton go to h***!

(I know more than 4 words, just had to put it there :up:)

[DFSniper]

He got in his

[spray and pray]

pants and felt a

[DFSniper]

wallet full of twenty

[fatkidfrompbaz]

and bought a burger

[spray and pray]

then saw a guy

[fatkidfrompbaz]

with a cat

[TheRedBarron]

I am going to go ahead and limit this thread like I did the other "post whoring threads" its fine to post here up to...3 times per day.

In a huge hat.

[XSiv Force]

And then she appeared

[spray and pray]

with a rabit wombat

EDIT
sorry, just read barron's post.

EDIT x TRB
Its fine just laying a base set of rules for the thread. starting... NOW

[kramernator]

hiding in her purse

[spray and pray]

that was filled with

[calebh]

"no don't leave me!"

(sorry, i had to. it's a classic when we do this in real life on long road trips.)

[spray and pray]

He ran into the

[bamf-hacker]

woods and picked up...


Thanks for the rule TRB... If not this would be out of control.

[Hossy]

A big Super Soaker

[pb34]

and filled it with

[spray and pray]

lot's of hydrocloric acid.

[wylde01]

only to find out

[xsgmike66x]

it was citric acid

[kramernator]

so then he walked

[xsgmike66x]

over the river and...

[Jegger24]

through the woods to

[fatkidfrompbaz]

best buy and bought

[wylde01]

a new flat screen

[irishwarrior]

filled with jelly beans

PS: Where do you think the colors come from, lights?

[deano 177]

The jelly's spill out

[TheDarkShadow]

all over the floor

[vwjimmy]

the dog ate them

[spray and pray]

The man sold the

[TheDarkShadow]

jellybean filled dog for

[DFSniper]

some baked cookies and

[TheDarkShadow]

a truck load of

[wylde01]

reese's penut butter cups

[TheDarkShadow]

covered in a layer of

[spray and pray]

a strange brown substance

[pb34]

he called it chocolate

[spray and pray]

He got onto a

[irishwarrior]

unicorn named charlie berg

[xsgmike66x]

that flew him to

[tater_salad]

Narnia

[spray and pray]

and met the white

[Altpunkrock]

witch and her little

[VS2 King]

country singing boy friend

[wylde01]

who had a sexy

[Spyder Freak 0915]

time with the

[irishwarrior]

children of Michael Jackson

[TheDarkShadow]

who killed the

[wylde01]

rabid wombat with a

[TheDarkShadow]

broken viewloader by

[fatkidfrompbaz]

using a rock and

[irishwarrior]

a paperclip, a string

[mr1 sniper]

tied to a large

[TheDarkShadow]

10-year-old co2 tank

[VS2 King]

with volume of 2000oz

[TheDarkShadow]

blew up a

[spray and pray]

fragment of michael jackson's

[irishwarrior]

non existent man hood

[kramernator]

so then little mike

[spray and pray]

got into his small

[Altpunkrock]

pants, and scared the

[tater_salad]

kitten into a

[mr1 sniper]

humongous bull dog that

[fatkidfrompbaz]

meowed and ran to

[TheDarkShadow]

the nearest hooters

[wylde01]

for some hotwings and

[TheDarkShadow]

delicious fried pickles

[fatkidfrompbaz]

and paid with pennies

[spray and pray]

but they didn't like

[irishwarrior]

the way he looked

[TheDarkShadow]

so they made him

[mr1 sniper]

start dancing with the

[TheDarkShadow]

old gay janitor

[fatkidfrompbaz]

doing the tango and

[XSiv Force]

flirting with you while

[fatkidfrompbaz]

eating a deep-fried burger

[XSiv Force]

at yo mommas house

[irishwarrior]

if you had a momma

[fatkidfrompbaz]

she would bring you

[XSiv Force]

a slice of pickled

[fatkidfrompbaz]

with icing on top

[mr1newbie]

and a cherry in the middle

[fatkidfrompbaz]

and suddenly came out

[irishwarrior]

Bobo the circus clown

[spray and pray]

took my vs and

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[mr1newbie]

got back in his mininature car and left

[TheDarkShadow]

for the best

[fatkidfrompbaz]

fake drive-by behind a

[XSiv Force]

little kid pedaling tricycles

[TheDarkShadow]

during the big

[irishwarrior]

monster truck rally Sunday

[mr1newbie]

which Grave Digger won

[TheDarkShadow]

and the others

[XSiv Force]

who called themselves the

[irishwarrior]

die Drei Amerikanischer Komraden

[TheDarkShadow]

raped and pilaged

[irishwarrior]

the Canadian town Montreal

[fatkidfrompbaz]

which they killed the

[TheDarkShadow]

head of the

[tater_salad]

household and then they

EDIT: Me and XSiv Force posted at the same time so just use his it's more creative anyway.

[XSiv Force]

untied force of canada

[fatkidfrompbaz]

then slapped the teeth

[tater_salad]

out then into a

[TheDarkShadow]

large pool of

[XSiv Force]

boiling blood with pieces

[TheDarkShadow]

of big nasty

[fatkidfrompbaz]

skin rashes with a

[TheDarkShadow]

hint of oregano

[spray and pray]

and melted old spice

[TheDarkShadow]

anti-persperant (sp?) deoderant into

[mr1newbie]

your dinner

[Zepulkinator]

at applebee's which is next to

[irishwarrior]

the center of Earth

[TheDarkShadow]

and took hostage

[fatkidfrompbaz]

of oreos with milk

[mr1newbie]

and Peyton and Eli Manning from that stupid commercial

[WhatThaSmurf]

about the lizards that

[irishwarrior]

sang and danced Thriller

[kramernator]

after they drank

[ross * pilot]

a big glass of

[LostCause]

southern ice tea

[spray and pray]

but it wasn't iced

[irishwarrior]

it was salted and malted

[SpyderMan723]

it kinda tasted like...

[TheDarkShadow]

a cat's ass

[XSiv Force]

with a hint of

[TheDarkShadow]

sweaty dog ****

[SpyderMan723]

and i puked on

[spray and pray]

Dark seouls custom grips

[SpyderMan723]

and then no one wanted

[XSiv Force]

to give you a

[fatkidfrompbaz]

a refund and a

[XSiv Force]

kick to the left

[TheDarkShadow]

testicle and a

[WhatThaSmurf]

swift jab to the

(this is the worlds longest run on sentence BTW)

[fatkidfrompbaz]

left cheek and took

[XSiv Force]

pieces of flesh from

[deano 177]

MY FOOT! Hold it

[XSiv Force]

while i scream like

[mr1newbie]

that one time I broke my

[irishwarrior]

my gluteus maximus

(the shortest compete sentence in the english language is Go!)

[TheDarkShadow]

while I was

[kramernator]

eating expensive fish

[irishwarrior]

from the nuclear waste dump

[fatkidfrompbaz]

which was brought in

[XSiv Force]

to blow the crap

[mr1newbie]

out of North Korea

[fatkidfrompbaz]

and to take their

[XSiv Force]

spinach and fish tacos

[spray and pray]

away from taco bell

[fatkidfrompbaz]

and got a new

[XSiv Force]

grande gorditta platter and

[TheDarkShadow]

and gave it to

[XSiv Force]

the pecano girl crying

[deano 177]

.She ate it all

[XSiv Force]

like it was crack

[deano 177]

and funny enough, the

[SpyderMan723]

Girl OD'd on tacos

[XSiv Force]

but was revived like

[spray and pray]

MJ (michael jackson) and jesus juice.

[deano 177]

Mj's glove got stuck

[XSiv Force]

with his nose caught

[cyberthrasher_706]

in my Harley's drive-belt

[XSiv Force]

trying to turn over

[irishwarrior]

a box of yams

[TheDarkShadow]

for thanksgiving day

[XSiv Force]

when all would be

[irishwarrior]

burned in the fires of Hell

[TheDarkShadow]

singing highway to hell

[irishwarrior]

and chuckling at the irony

[mr1newbie]

of his stupidness

[TheDarkShadow]

of the decision

[deano 177]

to which he thought...

[TheDarkShadow]

at the time

[WhatThaSmurf]

might not have been

[TheDarkShadow]

a horrible idea

[kramernator]

but then again,

[XSiv Force]

throwing small children from

[TheDarkShadow]

a tall building

[XSiv Force]

while laughing like a

[WhatThaSmurf]

hyena. That's when the

[XSiv Force]

tree behind sudennly fell

[TheDarkShadow]

on michael jackson

[bigred76]

turning him black again.

[TheDarkShadow]

while everyone laughed

[XSiv Force]

and danced to thriller

[WhatThaSmurf]

with those awesome lizards

[TheDarkShadow]

and afterward drank so be (had to space o and b because it becomes ***e)

[SpyderMan723]

and then met OJ simpson

[TheDarkShadow]

stole their money

[SpyderMan723]

and bought some isotoners