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Oscum Guy
10-24-2007, 05:03 PM
idk if it is old or new..
but i found it just a few min ago..

http://a648.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_69583c91e77f3dfe7a50060d116af0af.jpg
http://a647.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/110/l_36412b5580930286bd291c77ae8f84b6.jpg
http://a999.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/94/l_f7b220d1d9170ca653244246ba089696.jpg
http://a13.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/82/l_0a145218f09308bd154b99e61f10f6dc.jpg
http://viewmorepics.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=viewImage&friendID=93130542&albumID=0&imageID=10684575


[quote=fallinginstyle217]it does 30 balls a second no problem (the hopper) its half as light as the halo...its gonna start out for 160, gonna come in smoke, black and clear i think, then the next year there gonna put it out in Carbon Fiber which is gonna be even lighter, plus red and blue...mmm...i thinks thats it...oh and even with the nose thingi its STILL lighter than the halo, w/o paint that is...ummm..with the nose it holds 400 balls i think the guy said (not to sure though)...but yeah...its actually kinda neat



RVP20070805090-05AUG2007-LEESBURG, VA, USA: Cole Estrate fires an Eclipse Pev's Ego with a Pinokio Hoppers "Impact" model loader during scenario play, 05 August 2007, in Leesburg, Virginia. The Pinokio Hoppers "Impact" loader will hold 400 balls and has a maximum rate of fire of 30 balls per second. The nose of the hoppers is interchangeable. Depending on which nose is chosen, a player can increase their firepower to between 230 and 430 rounds. rv 2007 Robert Visser
wtf...

newkid
10-24-2007, 05:16 PM
weird

Maxx-Damage
10-24-2007, 05:22 PM
Who put a hair dryer shell on their gun?...

HelpDeskHustler
10-24-2007, 05:45 PM
this make the fail list?

Oscum Guy
10-24-2007, 05:47 PM
along with the torque yes. we need a hopper list and a clothing list. someone, go now, we will put up a complete 08 profuct fail list thread.

Paradox313
10-24-2007, 05:48 PM
It's supposed to feed 30bps(If I remember right), and comes in 300, and 400 ball capacity. I think it's supposed to act as a counterweight, and extra balls.

DRAGON
10-24-2007, 05:49 PM
:eek:

http://a648.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/84/l_69583c91e77f3dfe7a50060d116af0af.jpg

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c383/mushroomzer/Alien.jpg

Oscum Guy
10-24-2007, 05:49 PM
read teh quotes. adjusable from intervols in the rang 230 to 400.

upsated this
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i18/oscumguy/failchart-2.jpg

omg the alien and pinokio are brothers!

marvin-martian
10-24-2007, 05:57 PM
you can use excel. congrats.

battlechaser
10-24-2007, 06:51 PM
Finally... a hopper built for giants like me... now if only trees would be about the same size.... I'd be able to hide forever... ;)

bamf-hacker
10-24-2007, 07:02 PM
It was out last year, made by a guy in VA.

applesauce
10-24-2007, 07:57 PM
i can see where the the balance would be nice, but that thing is an awfully big target. maybe not head on, but from any angle, and it looks like a gonzo nose!

Nenkitsune
10-25-2007, 01:22 AM
is it just me, or did he just give a Fasta loader a boner o_O

Oscum Guy
10-25-2007, 02:47 AM
you can use excel. congrats.
lolz dude i posted a spreedsheet like a couple days ago.

It was out last year, made by a guy in VA.
oh so it already failed. i see nobody rockin this hopper

vikingshadow
10-25-2007, 04:01 AM
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i18/oscumguy/failchart-2.jpg

You do realize that posting this chart not once, but twice, like it's scientific evidence 's the biggest load of crap on the net right now. Right? This is nothing more than biased opinion of people who have probably never held these guns or possibly even seen more than a picture on the internet. SOme of those guns aren't even out yet!

Oh, wait - I just figured out why...
read teh quotes.
omg
lolz dude
failed.
rockin
wtf...
teh fail/win chart.
gat
lol
n00b
fugly
omfg
omg.
rofl
bizzleOH MY LORD :rolleyes:

And this was just on the first page! Someone buy this boy a dictionary, call his English teacher and parents and take him to a doctor. He's got a serious case of "text" speech disorder...

shunut
10-25-2007, 05:50 AM
LOL. I have to agree about the chart. You really can't say a marker that hasn't been released to the public is going to "Win" or "Fail". Basing your "Win/Fail" rating off of looks just doesn't work. Ratings should be based off a combination of reviews, testing the marker, comparison to its predecessor and available competitor markers, features and function and least of all on looks. You should also have some experience with similar markers before you pass judgment. The Ego8 will sell, you are going to get a SL74, which is a big step up from the Ego7, for almost 1/2 the cost, plus Egos always sell.

Ace24
10-25-2007, 06:48 AM
You do realize that posting this chart not once, but twice, like it's scientific evidence 's the biggest load of crap on the net right now. Right? This is nothing more than biased opinion of people who have probably never held these guns or possibly even seen more than a picture on the internet. SOme of those guns aren't even out yet!

Oh, wait - I just figured out why...
















And this was just on the first page! Someone buy this boy a dictionary, call his English teacher and parents and take him to a doctor. He's got a serious case of "text" speech disorder...
I ****ing love you Viking. I was waiting for someone to say something, but I couldn't because I'd get banned. :p

So, here lies the question... can I have your babies? :D

marvin-martian
10-25-2007, 11:02 AM
I love vike with all my heart.

Oscum Guy
10-25-2007, 11:26 AM
lol i got owned. ill just give myself the link. oscumguy.justgotowned.com

i just have very strong opinions about everything and sometimes they can include a bit of prejudice.

bizzle.

and the fail chart is more of how i think they will do on the market. but yeah i agree it is a biased load of crap. but you guys are welcome to post your own fail charts and we can compare and add up votes for a universal fail chart.

fixed
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i18/oscumguy/opinion.jpg

The Pumper
10-25-2007, 12:11 PM
Vike owns. ;)

marvin-martian
10-25-2007, 12:34 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1351/graphse9.png

lets compare

Oscum Guy
10-25-2007, 12:57 PM
betalon?

HelpDeskHustler
10-25-2007, 01:41 PM
be talon = brass eagle talon

Oscum Guy
10-25-2007, 01:44 PM
oh lol, thot it was betalon

LostCause
10-25-2007, 02:09 PM
actually it holds 400 balls and 30 bps as, though they do have a 230 ball hopper. then the long tube can hold increase it to the capitcy to 230 to 430

paintballkid0206
10-25-2007, 04:20 PM
You do realize that posting this chart not once, but twice, like it's scientific evidence 's the biggest load of crap on the net right now. Right? This is nothing more than biased opinion of people who have probably never held these guns or possibly even seen more than a picture on the internet. SOme of those guns aren't even out yet!

Oh, wait - I just figured out why...
















And this was just on the first page! Someone buy this boy a dictionary, call his English teacher and parents and take him to a doctor. He's got a serious case of "text" speech disorder...

GO VIKE GO! that was AWESOME. i officially idolize you!! :D

chnk
10-25-2007, 04:28 PM
read teh quotes. adjusable from intervols in the rang 230 to 400.

upsated this
http://i68.photobucket.com/albums/i18/oscumguy/failchart-2.jpg

omg the alien and pinokio are brothers!

how does the ego 8 fail? its basicallt a sl74, and a new sl74 for $800 less sounds good to me

Oscum Guy
10-25-2007, 04:34 PM
it was hard to decide so i just put fail since egos are generally overpriced.

Hob Hayward
10-25-2007, 04:58 PM
Also vibe, SP1. NOT a fail.

Those things are so cheap, and they're advertising CO2 compatibility. They're taking Spyder's market. And that means sales.

chnk
10-25-2007, 05:02 PM
it was hard to decide so i just put fail since egos are generally overpriced.

i agree wthat egos are overpriced, but the 8 actually isn't since its the equivalent of a sl74 its bang for buck

Also vibe, SP1. NOT a fail.

Those things are so cheap, and they're advertising CO2 compatibility. They're taking Spyder's market. And that means sales.

Cheap doesnt mean quality, if the ion was cheaply made then why make something already cheaply made even cheaper = fail

no eyes, board is capped at 11 bps, its now a really sorry excuse for a ep, comes one pilots are faster than these things, this fails extremely bad because there is really no point in buying one of these thngs. its just like the old ion, if you upgrade it you might as well replace everything or just buy a another gun

newkid
10-25-2007, 06:25 PM
http://img223.imageshack.us/img223/1351/graphse9.png

lets compare
haha marv thats great

applesauce
10-26-2007, 04:28 AM
if you'll note the linear decay between the talon and the ego 8, you can conclude that brass eagle has once again captured several key demographics over eclipse with just over a 6 badness unit difference.

Ace24
10-26-2007, 06:50 AM
bizzle.


:twitch:

HelpDeskHustler
10-26-2007, 08:36 AM
if you'll note the linear decay between the talon and the ego 8, you can conclude that brass eagle has once again captured several key demographics over eclipse with just over a 6 badness unit difference.
I think it would clearly be in Planet Eclipse's best interest to attempt to win these 6 badness units by purchasing rights to the talon, and putting it's system in their major guns, or by mimicking the plastic style that the talon achieves.

Tito=PBL
10-26-2007, 08:49 AM
i saw this on the nation. i dont like it.

applesauce
10-26-2007, 10:09 AM
you dont like the badness graph? well get used to it, i think its going to be the new standard in paintball product rating.

The Pumper
10-26-2007, 10:22 AM
you dont like the badness graph? well get used to it, i think its going to be the new standard in paintball product rating.:rolleyes:

I'm pretty sure he was talking about the hopper.
Especially sincethis thread is about the hopper and not about Marv's graph.

newkid
10-26-2007, 05:53 PM
I think it would clearly be in Planet Eclipse's best interest to attempt to win these 6 badness units by purchasing rights to the talon, and putting it's system in their major guns, or by mimicking the plastic style that the talon achieves.
AGREED!!!