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calebh
10-14-2007, 02:46 PM
who's running for president? (http://www.intellectualconservative.com/2007/10/12/who%e2%80%99s-running-for-president/#comment-58679)
This may seem like a silly question after two years of endless straw polls and pre-primary campaigning, a myriad of televised debates, and with enough declared and undeclared candidates in both parties to field opposing baseball teams.

we will have a home run contest for president! baseball is america's pastime, it only makes sense that the leader of this great nation be proficient at it.

but seriously, it's a good article from one of the few political publications (on either side) generally worth taking seriously.

so who will win the home-run contest?

DFSniper
10-14-2007, 02:52 PM
well, Billary will hit like a girl, so she's out, and to me, thats all that really matters!

thats actually not a half-bad idea...

Critical
10-14-2007, 05:51 PM
At this point, one can only hope that "other" wins, and that everyone else has to pack their bags and go home.

.21'[~tw!tch*
10-18-2007, 11:21 AM
Arnold has it in a bag.

but chuck norris is going too ninja the Title of president away from him.

:)

.;p3ace:.

HelpDeskHustler
10-18-2007, 04:27 PM
Why does everybody keep insisting Arnold should run for president. Don't you get it? HE CAN'T run. He was not born as a United States citizen and cannot become president.

Sorry, but that is really just a pet peeve of mine.

vwjimmy
10-18-2007, 06:15 PM
vwjimmy for President......
bamf for vp.....
TRB for sec/defence
durrell for sec/comerce
shunut for sec/health and welfare

sorry mods, but I couldn't let you all keep having all the fun! ;)

Maxx-Damage
10-19-2007, 09:35 AM
Bamf for president, he knows how to save money then blow it on something important, like a new gun.
Vw for VP
TRB for head of Secret Service...





Vote Maxx-D for defence, he likes big explosions...

vikingshadow
10-19-2007, 01:38 PM
vwjimmy for President......
bamf for vp.....
TRB for sec/defence
durrell for sec/comerce
shunut for sec/health and welfare

sorry mods, but I couldn't let you all keep having all the fun! ;)

Ok, now I'm just hurt....

marvin-martian
10-19-2007, 01:51 PM
i thought the same thing vike =[

durrell
10-19-2007, 03:07 PM
Vike and Marv, you guys can be my advisors. Don't worry, the pay is good, the women are hott, and our jobs aren't hard. :D

DFSniper
10-19-2007, 03:39 PM
vike for Edumacation... may-b well all lern sumthin den... (or just work on our capitalization and sentence structure.)

Maxx-Damage
10-19-2007, 08:30 PM
Vike and Marv, you guys can be my advisors. Don't worry, the pay is good, the women are hott, and our jobs aren't hard. :D
Since when are woman in politics hott?:confused:

calebh
10-20-2007, 01:21 PM
Since when are woman in politics hott?:confused:
monica was, apparently.

i really like the SOC ticket. let's 3rd party and run you guys. lol

DFSniper
10-20-2007, 04:00 PM
Since when are woman in politics hott?:confused:
since KUSA took over, duh!

Maxx-Damage
10-20-2007, 07:27 PM
since KUSA took over, duh!
O thank god, i thought it was just a rumor. So can i run for defence?

vikingshadow
10-20-2007, 09:17 PM
Only if de pull out de-guns!

Sorry, little play on the illegal alien business the government has going right now...

timbertiger20
10-20-2007, 09:44 PM
I get border patrol........I just read they are getting new markers and pepper balls! I hope they didn't get something prone to chopping!

calebh
10-20-2007, 11:37 PM
you could just upgrade. be the envy of the border patrol, with your ramping pepperball gun and halo.

HelpDeskHustler
10-21-2007, 07:17 AM
I get border patrol........I just read they are getting new markers and pepper balls! I hope they didn't get something prone to chopping!
they all get ego 8's, have fun :dodgy:

Maxx-Damage
10-21-2007, 05:18 PM
Sorry, little play on the illegal alien business the government has going right now...
and its diffrent from any other day?

vikingshadow
10-21-2007, 07:07 PM
Ok, since you are thinking of me for Edumacation, I better get my staff in order!

My interns...notice the lack of cigars!
http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3800/ZHUHAI_103106EU.jpg

http://www.barelyworksafe.com/images/hotsbbgirls.jpg

My secretary...
http://www.splatmagazine.com/gap/kellyf.jpg

My staff consultants...
http://googlegirls.files.wordpress.com/2005/12/fsujenn6.jpg

Oh, and I need a way to travel long distances quickly, so here's my personal jet...you know, for business purposes!
http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3800/medium/ZHUHAI_103106BW.jpg

My car for getting around Washington - no chaffeur here!

http://www.2bluesc.com/pictures/Miscellaneous%20Cars/shelby-mustang.jpg

With the monster salary and golden umbrella/parachute thing, I'm pretty set. You think?

durrell
10-21-2007, 07:13 PM
We get 1 percent cash back on all American Express purchases, so as long as you used that card, we're good. :D

vikingshadow
10-21-2007, 07:17 PM
Oh, yeah - about the card. We need another meeting in the penthouse about that. I kinda maxed it on the interns last night....

Sorry!

If it's any consolation, I'm allergic to cigarette smoke, so I didn't get ANY cigars this time...

durrell
10-21-2007, 07:30 PM
Silly, you can't max it. It's linked to the gas company's bank accounts.

vikingshadow
10-21-2007, 07:35 PM
Ahhhh - in that case, I need to borrow it again. I have to go pick up some, um, stuff, over in - you know, like over by Paris...

DFSniper
10-25-2007, 08:07 PM
Oh, and I need a way to travel long distances quickly, so here's my personal jet...you know, for business purposes!
http://www.defencetalk.com/pictures/data/3800/medium/ZHUHAI_103106BW.jpg

My car for getting around Washington - no chaffeur here!

http://www.2bluesc.com/pictures/Miscellaneous%20Cars/shelby-mustang.jpg

im liking the staff, but a taiwanese jet? come on vike, you can do better. and as for the shelby, get one of your staff to drive you (or at least take em all for rides when you go out in public. it'll help your publicity and people cool points!)

vikingshadow
10-25-2007, 09:13 PM
That's just a Taiwanese body kit...underneath is an 08 version of PM7...the dudes sitting in front are a couple of guys I hired to wash it!

I'd love to have someone drive me around, but with the internals ALL riding shotgun, I don't have any room for anyone!

marvin-martian
10-25-2007, 09:14 PM
i just noticed something...the first 2 girls arent wearing bras and you can totally tell.

vikingshadow
10-26-2007, 04:44 AM
New office policy....

DFSniper
10-30-2007, 11:49 AM
i move that for SOC/KUSA's first change in policy to be that it be mandatory for all women to fill out an application and go through and interview process prior to being allowed to wear a thong.

Maxx-Damage
10-30-2007, 11:54 AM
also the right girl is staring at the girl on the lefts...