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bamf-hacker
08-17-2007, 11:55 AM
Well as of Monday I am no longer having kids. I am not getting into detail this is a family forum (you want more PM/IM me).

I am almost back to myself and since this was a life changing event, it means another tattoo. Look for that coming soon.

We figure since we have two great kids, a boy and a girl, that we are done.

I am going to go out and play in a few weeks after I am completely healed and celebrate no more kids and the copious amounts of the good stuff I will get now.

:D

Team Ramrod
08-17-2007, 12:05 PM
got the old snip snip? adda boy! enjoy the 'ramifications'

Drefish99
08-17-2007, 12:26 PM
http://www.all.org/stopp/images/joesperm.jpg

Won't see me no more

Oscum Guy
08-17-2007, 12:27 PM
http://www.all.org/stopp/images/joesperm.jpg

Won't see me no more
i lol'd


dude, did you really need to post that. seriously.

Tito=PBL
08-17-2007, 12:35 PM
lol ^^^
at first i didnt get it.

oldironmudder
08-17-2007, 12:40 PM
http://www.all.org/stopp/images/joesperm.jpg

Won't see me no more



Thats just funny!!

DRAGON
08-17-2007, 04:25 PM
Hmmmmmmmmmm.......that explains why you've been wearing that pink fuzzy sweater and eating like a swine in the Penthouse lately - :smirk:

**j/k......we all know it was blue** ;)

shunut
08-17-2007, 04:48 PM
Yeah, and quit checking out my butt!

TheRedBarron
08-17-2007, 06:25 PM
Pics or shens....






































:dodgy: or :nododgy:?

vwjimmy
08-17-2007, 06:40 PM
Congrats!!!!!!

vikingshadow
08-17-2007, 06:43 PM
Yeah, and quit checking out my butt!


Man, I had to pry his hand off mine with that old crowbar in the back room...Not so sure why his voice is higher either, but it's kind of creepy.















Congrats on the childfree sexumups you're gonna have. My wifey wants me to do this, but I'm sort of like, um, no way, Jose!

vwjimmy
08-17-2007, 06:48 PM
Congrats on the childfree sexumups you're gonna have. My wifey wants me to do this, but I'm sort of like, um, no way, Jose!
Chicken!!!!!!!!
j/k....
It is well worth it Vike ;)

bamf-hacker
08-17-2007, 07:01 PM
Just do it Vike! It is not that bad, you get 2 days of doing nothing, 3 more days of doing very little, then lots and lots of the good stuff :D



TRB you asked for it... Pics up tomorrow. No one Pics or Shens me ;)

durrell
08-17-2007, 08:14 PM
the copious amounts of the good stuff I will get now.

:D

:thumbup:

That's always a good thing, lol.

Theheroguy
08-17-2007, 08:39 PM
TRB you asked for it... Pics up tomorrow. No one Pics or Shens me ;)

plz no

DRAGON
08-17-2007, 08:57 PM
.........TRB you asked for it... Pics up tomorrow. No one Pics or Shens me ;)

I made a thread some years ago here with a link and it showed this guys story about getting hit in the nads playing paintball with no protection. He lost one of his testicles and there was a pic of it on that site. It may have shocked some into finally realizing it's better protected than to literally lose your babalones -

My ex tried to talk me into this. With great med insurance, she had her tubes tied instead of putting the stallion to pasture - ;)

Paintballadict18
08-17-2007, 09:09 PM
when i get to that point in life my wife can have her tubes tied heck no im not.... yea

Ace24
08-17-2007, 09:43 PM
... Owch.

Please don't post pics. >.<

marvin-martian
08-17-2007, 09:55 PM
... Owch.

Please don't post pics. >.<
family forum

Motorhead
08-17-2007, 10:11 PM
Been 20 years and counting .... no wolly pogs, No worries :D

Ace24
08-17-2007, 10:12 PM
I know. I meant in any means, with a hint of sarcasm. :) The internet is horrible for sarcasm.


I guess thats what :dodgy:'s are for.





:dodgy::dodgy::dodgy::dodgy::dodgy::dodgy::dodgy: <-dodgy rainbow.


(wow never mind... that must have been my computer error... they were all going in turn and it looked like a pulsating rainbow. Now it's not doing it. :( )

bamf-hacker
08-18-2007, 02:36 AM
too late here comes a pic....















































































































































http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/1326/myboysgm9.jpg (http://img156.imageshack.us/my.php?image=myboysgm9.jpg)




What! Were you expecting something different? :)

I asked for a souvenir to put on my desk at work, man I am a sicko :D

And I would never ask my wife to get her tubes tied. It is major surgery for women and it is the least I could do, she birthed two kids. I can pretty much say that was worse than what I had done.

Paintballadict18
08-18-2007, 03:17 AM
What! Were you expecting something different? :)

I asked for a souvenir to put on my desk at work, man I am a sicko :D

And I would never ask my wife to get her tubes tied. It is major surgery for women and it is the least I could do, she birthed two kids. I can pretty much say that was worse than what I had done.


was that neccesary? and yea i guess i didnt think about all the pain and agony they go through so ur right :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow: :rainbow:

bamf-hacker
08-18-2007, 03:20 AM
Really the worst part was the shot to get things numb. It was 20min in the doctors office. IM or PM me for more info if you want.

Paintballadict18
08-18-2007, 03:31 AM
ouchies

Ace24
08-18-2007, 07:38 PM
Is that a part of you gonad? :eek:

vwjimmy
08-18-2007, 09:21 PM
I thought the worst part was the shaving...and the itching when it was growing back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan, your mood is funny as hell!!!!

Paintballadict18
08-18-2007, 11:16 PM
I thought the worst part was the shaving...and the itching when it was growing back!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Dan, your mood is funny as hell!!!!

eeeewwww
:noway:

Nenkitsune
08-19-2007, 12:17 AM
lol I just thought of a funny paintball analogy for this
Say you have a paintball gun fully loaded right, and it has eyes
the doctors turned off his guns eyes ^^

DRAGON
08-19-2007, 01:18 AM
ಠ_-

vikingshadow
08-19-2007, 04:20 AM
lol I just thought of a funny paintball analogy for this
Say you have a paintball gun fully loaded right, and it has eyes
the doctors turned off his guns eyes ^^

Nah, that would mean he's still firing "hot"!

It be more like he now has a jammed shake and bake loader with no eyes - he can fire the gun, but the "paint ball" isn't coming out!

OR

He's chopped and nothing substantial is leaving the gun!

Harharharharharharharharharharharhar!




Actually, I've given this some thought...just not a lot lately. :o

Nenkitsune
08-19-2007, 05:35 AM
Nah, that would mean he's still firing "hot"!

It be more like he now has a jammed shake and bake loader with no eyes - he can fire the gun, but the "paint ball" isn't coming out!

OR

He's chopped and nothing substantial is leaving the gun!

Harharharharharharharharharharharhar!




Actually, I've given this some thought...just not a lot lately. :o
fine, he's got a jam in his loader (paint broke by the drive cone, jamming the whole loader up) so now it'll dry fire all he wants, but no paint will ever come out ^^

TheRedBarron
08-19-2007, 05:57 AM
OH NOES hes out of paint! *throws Dan a pod*

Nenkitsune
08-19-2007, 06:17 AM
it's too late! his loader's brokered!! teh feedneck all jammed up! nooooozzz

vikingshadow
08-19-2007, 12:20 PM
Should have got a high end "marker" with better eyes!

Paintballadict18
08-19-2007, 02:55 PM
:roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao: :roflmao:

TimVanNormal
08-19-2007, 04:34 PM
hah, awesome.
Now what you should do is pack up all of your gear/guns, and give the box to your pal Tim. :)

vikingshadow
08-19-2007, 04:37 PM
Wait, so does this mean you don't mark your territory anymore?











Ok, I'm done giving you a hard time - you know I <3 ya! I also respect what you did for your wife - I think it shows great dedication. Thumbs up, my friend!

Ace24
08-19-2007, 04:42 PM
Roflcopter.

Ahhh. Too funny.

bamf-hacker
08-19-2007, 05:11 PM
LOL you are all such characters :)

Well it works. It has been tested and we are back in business.

And fyi......

I still have paint in the loader and the "High end marker" works great, but the paint does not break on target.

Nenkitsune
08-19-2007, 05:35 PM
LOL you are all such characters :)

Well it works. It has been tested and we are back in business.

And fyi......

I still have paint in the loader and the "High end marker" works great, but the paint does not break on target.
I see I see. You're using the clear stinger paint with a field limit of 260 *nods nods*

HelpDeskHustler
08-19-2007, 05:36 PM
i assume this operation was done properly; in the corner of your best friend's mom's house while like 3 or 4 ppl watched it being done?