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vikingshadow
06-11-2007, 11:24 AM
Ok, so I was watching television last night (summers are SOOO boring anymore) and this commercial along the lines of "Guy Fight" came on - two guys arguing about whether Jessica Biel or Jessica Alba was the hottest girl right now - and they were peeing on each other - you know, the proverbial "hosing down the deck with testosterone"..... Have you seen it? I have to admit, I snickered at it!

Of course, me being a guy and having a heartbeat I have an opinion on this question, and also being a guy - I spouted my opinion out loud...BIG mistake in a house full of estrogen!

Anyway, the boards here have been somewhat boring this summer - at least to me - and in an effort to liven them up, I've decided to make a weekly poll of my own along these same lines. There's no rule about being serious all the time so I figured I could choose to just believe Spike TV's polling system, but I figured, "What the heck?" SOC is loaded with guys that I know so why not ask them?

Now, before I go further, this is not going to turn into a girl thread, or a fight thread, or anything so drastic. I'm going to come up with several "Who/what is the greatest/best/ugliest/prettiest/etc?" and you guys can argue your choice and vote for which you think is best - on a weekly basis! Oh, and the polls will be public so EVERYONE knows who voted for what, hehehe! Do not add nudity, porn, or anything that may be considered offensive to anyone - so consider this the ONLY warning. Yes, I will let you add pictures of your own, but reserve the right to delete them if I find it is unfair, goes against the rules of the forums, etc etc....Oh, and the ban cannon is getting rusty, so if you take it too far, expect to be hit by it!

So, to kick it off, here is the first question (stolen right from the commercial!)

Who is the BEST Jessica?

(Consider looks, sexiness, acting ability, superstar potential, overall athletic shape, $ worth, etc...not just who looks better in a bikini! Try very hard not to compare roles in movies, though. Those are just characters in a movie that ANYONE could do...)

A. Jessica Biel

http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/jessib/JessicaBiel_Granitz_14212476.jpg

B. Jessica Alba

http://img.actressarchives.com/images2/jessica/JessicaAlbaE_Williamso_13721486.jpg

C. Jessica Simpson

http://img.atpictures.com/images2/simpson/JessicaSimps_John_Shea_14037246.jpg

All right, in the immortal words of some joker on UFC...."ARE YOU READY? OK, LET'S GET IT ON!"

Ok, let's discuss...

Poll will last 5 days, then I'll have another question up. If you have a specific question you'd like to have answered by the SOC poll, pm it to me and I'll consider putting it up!

bamf-hacker
06-11-2007, 11:32 AM
Biel FTW!!!!

Hob Hayward
06-11-2007, 12:17 PM
Agreed.

tater_salad
06-11-2007, 12:21 PM
Biel FTW!!!!

:yeahthat:

Nintendo
06-11-2007, 01:14 PM
Jessica Alba
and that has to be thew worst picture of her I've ever seen

118917
06-11-2007, 01:15 PM
I say alba Her career seems to be going uphill
and haven't heard anything about biel in a while

shunut
06-11-2007, 01:25 PM
Its a tough one between Alba and Biel but I'm going with Alba.

I've never been a fan of Simpson. She has a bangin body but I don't think she has anything going on but that.

newkid
06-11-2007, 01:25 PM
jessica simpson is teh hotness

MR2 Woodsballer
06-11-2007, 01:43 PM
:yeahthat:

vikingshadow
06-11-2007, 03:56 PM
Jessica Alba
and that has to be thew worst picture of her I've ever seen

I tried to find a picture that showed her in pretty much the same way as the others. I mean, I could have put a picture of her in that outfit from Sin City, but that would have biased people (especially me) based on that one picture....I wanted to be fair - and it was the best head shot picture I could find of her. Feel free to post another head shot picture (without too much cleavage to keep it fair) if you can find a better one. Remember though, it's not just about looks....

THat's why I wanted everyone to take into consideration the whole picture...talent, money-making ability, kick assedness, etc....

Here's how I judged them:

Looks - to me, Simpson (partial to blondes...)
Money maker - right now, I believe Alba, although I hear that Biel as several projects this year. I think the Fantastic Four has kind of slowed Alba down.
Butt kicker - Biel in Blade Trinity kicks a LOT more butt than either of the other two!
Acting ability - Biel, again. She has a lot more depth, I think. Alba is pretty much stuck in the "pretty girl" role...

A couple other aspects, but they all go to Biel as well. So my vote has to be for Biel...

Nintendo
06-11-2007, 04:58 PM
o yea i totally agree with what your saying but i just don't think that photo does her justice.
Found one that isn't over the top
http://i15.tinypic.com/6evamoo.jpg

vikingshadow
06-11-2007, 05:14 PM
Yup, that's a good picture. But remember, we shouldn't just judge her by her looks, which she definitely has!

Hossy
06-11-2007, 06:02 PM
they had the same thread in ST on PBN- and it got closed!

to make this contest a little more fair i think it would have been better to put up a picture of them when they actually are posing or what not IMO- to show them off at the top of their game.

marvin-martian
06-11-2007, 06:06 PM
horrible pics of all three

but i vote alba. its a toss up with biel though. they are just more "dateable" to me than simpson. (datable not as in looks in this case, but in everything else)

Hossy
06-11-2007, 06:14 PM
http://blogtown.portlandmercury.com/files/2006/07/jessica_biel_003.jpg

http://images.askmen.com/galleries/actress/jessica-alba/pictures/jessica-alba-picture-4.jpg

http://www.enjoyfashion.com/images/celebrities/news/Jessica-Simpson2.jpg

trying to keep it not- pr0n...those would be more respectable pictures

So people can see them.

vikingshadow
06-11-2007, 06:28 PM
I didn't know they were doing this on PBNation....shucks!

Also, you guys realize this isn't just about looks, right? The question was "Which Jessica?" Not, "Which Jessica is the hottest?" And this isn't a veiled attempt at a FBT...it's an actual question and poll. Go deeper than your teenage hormones, LOL!

I just chose 3 pictures that I thought could be comparable to each other - sorry if they don't reach your high standards in quality pics of women. A quick solution is to go to google and search other pictures if you absolutely need to see something else. Personally, I happen to like the pictures I chose - though they aren't the best I've seen. Trust me, I spent more than enough time looking for pictures - more than I wanted, that is!

Play the game, boys, and a little less complaining. You might debate why you feel your vote is the right one, for instance.

Hmmmmm, can't imagine why the thread over there got closed down....:rolleyes:

SupaSnipa
06-11-2007, 08:30 PM
Im gonna HAVE to go with Biel....thats a no brainer

vikingshadow
06-12-2007, 02:40 PM
Hahahaha, this is coming down to the same exact batte they were talking about on Spike - between Biel and Alba.

Hmmmmmmm, 0nly 24 people voted. Guess the rest of SOC likes guys???? :devil:

Sigh - Not that I'm condeming you your life choice, because it's none of my business, but if you don't vote that's what everyone is going to think, hahahahaha!

VS3 Sniper
06-12-2007, 03:00 PM
I vote alba.

MR2 Woodsballer
06-12-2007, 03:06 PM
This poll is about more than just looks. Spike's poll was about just who's hotter? In Spikes Simpson without a doubt in this one Alba for acting ability as well as intellagence.

kidonfire
06-12-2007, 04:39 PM
Alba FTW.

HelpDeskHustler
06-12-2007, 07:00 PM
bad pic of alba, i call redo

vikingshadow
06-12-2007, 08:41 PM
....and you would be??????



















Haha, jking - I give up. Go here (http://www.google.com/)to find more pics to see them better!

Ace24
06-12-2007, 10:44 PM
Alba... Simpson is hideous without makeup... One female celeb that can get away with no makeup at all is Cameron Diaz. She barely wears it in the first place. Jolie doesn't really need it either.

Theheroguy
06-13-2007, 01:33 PM
one of them is a butterface ( say it like but (h)er face really fast)

but i'm not going to say which one

Miss ethiopia beats em all though

http://i114.photobucket.com/albums/n254/Theheroguy/missethiopia.jpg

Hmmmmm, can't imagine why the thread over there got closed down....:rolleyes:

they prolly got disguting and rude to women

Hossy
06-13-2007, 01:43 PM
they prolly got disguting and rude to women


He was obviously joking or it was a rhetorical question.
We all should know how vike feels about PbNation.

But we all know a womans place is in the kitchen :dodgy:

If i could choose any celeb in this contest, id definatly choose one of the Underwood girls :up:

Theheroguy
06-13-2007, 03:49 PM
I know gosh

HelpDeskHustler
06-13-2007, 03:52 PM
http://www.deadlinehollywooddaily.com/wp-content/uploads/2006/11/alba.jpg

when having a man-fight about who is hottest you never take pics from post hair color change. Jessica simpson FTL.

Ace24
06-13-2007, 03:57 PM
But we all know a womans place is in the kitchen :dodgy:
I know a kid that truly believes that and says it alot... and everyone thinks he is going to end up with a robust Russian woman named Ulga that beats him. Hahaha.

MR2 Woodsballer
06-13-2007, 04:17 PM
LOL... good one Ace but seriously come on Hossy u can't really believe that....can u?

vikingshadow
06-13-2007, 04:21 PM
Yeah, I'm not a fan of PBNation, but like a bad habit, I keep going back!

I have managed to wean myself from the Politics thread, only visit one thread in OSST and now spend all my time in the Technology forum (not a bad place at all, if I say so myself), the Dye Forums and the Pump forums, though not as much. From time to time, I'll check the Southwest forums and the Video forum, but how many shooting videos can one person watch???

Theheroguy
06-13-2007, 05:13 PM
I can watch exactly 4 kagillion shooting vids

Ace24
06-13-2007, 05:19 PM
I can watch exactly 4 kagillion shooting vids
...and then what happens? Does your head explode?! :eek:

newkid
06-13-2007, 06:41 PM
LOL... good one Ace but seriously come on Hossy u can't really believe that....can u?

thats what the dodgy (:dodgy:) is for

Hossy
06-13-2007, 06:43 PM
thats what the dodgy (:dodgy:) is for

truff

Oscum Guy
06-14-2007, 11:38 AM
Yeah, I'm not a fan of PBNation, but like a bad habit, I keep going back!

I have managed to wean myself from the Politics thread, only visit one thread in OSST and now spend all my time in the Technology forum (not a bad place at all, if I say so myself), the Dye Forums and the Pump forums, though not as much. From time to time, I'll check the Southwest forums and the Video forum, but how many shooting videos can one person watch???
i can watch a lot of shooting videos. lol. i post in the vw, cm and kingman forums. kingman forums are a good place but not so much vw and cm.

i voted biel.

Theheroguy
06-15-2007, 08:02 PM
...and then what happens? Does your head explode?! :eek:
no the world burns